What has your toddler destroyed in your household

John 070 · 07-01-2016, 01:54 PM

Hate to admit it but when my son was < 1 y.o. he scratched a brand new flat screen. That's ok, you just don't sit that close to it and you'll never notice.

This week, he (30 mo. old) ruined the Blu Ray player by inserting a baby shower invitation in the slot. I was able to remove the invite by opening it up, but upon reassembly, the disc tries to read, can't, then ejects it

maybe time for a 3d player...but we haven't got a 3d tv...

smoosh · 07-01-2016, 02:00 PM

When I was a kid, I used to shit on the bathroom walls.

Sometimes, I'd wipe with my hands and paint a magnificent portrait.

kprocivic · 07-01-2016, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

When I was a kid, I used to shit on the bathroom walls.

Sometimes, I'd wipe with my hands and paint a magnificent portrait.

Lol I'm on mobile so here's my +1

upstatedoc · 07-01-2016, 02:01 PM

mini van DVD player. stuffed like 13 coins in the slot. tech showed me where a nickel had melted inside it. $1500 to replace. I think I posted this in the "what gets to you thread"

sales@vivid · 07-01-2016, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

When I was a kid, I used to shit on the bathroom walls.

Sometimes, I'd wipe with my hands and paint a magnificent portrait.

Pics or it didnt happen

larryn · 07-01-2016, 02:23 PM

Brand new Sony XBR 36" tube tv, back in the day, my daughter was playing with magnets on the screen to "see the pretty colors" and blew out the picture tube. Same daughter flushed my Rolex down the toilet, as we were making her less scared of the toilet by taking mini-marshmallows and flushing them, to show no danger. I did recover that one (don't ask).

Other daughter swallowed a nickle that we had to make sure "processed".

finaloption · 07-01-2016, 02:42 PM

wife's libido

Flying Ace · 07-01-2016, 02:43 PM

my 9 month old started crawling around now. Some of her toys and equipment she uses (high chair, etc), scraped the crap out of my hardwood floors.

If you have kids, you probably already know about Fowl Language comics:

MNoob · 07-01-2016, 03:16 PM

When my son was maybe 3, he flushed a golf ball down the toilet. We had a plumber come out to try and unclog it, not knowing why it was clogged. We had to replace the toilet. The plumber asked if he could break it open in the backyard to find out what the hell was going on. A smack with a big hammer and out rolls a golf ball. My son looked at all of us and said something like "well I knew that..."

Dackelone · 07-01-2016, 03:21 PM

A couple of years ago(while going grocery shopping at Lidl)I saw this poor e60 drawn all over by the owner's kids. I guess they just didn't mind it too much. It was hard to show the sharpe marker drawings... but it was pretty much all over the car.

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Would you let your kids WRITE on your car?
http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=589046

PINeely · 07-01-2016, 04:11 PM

My friend found his son's closet full of sand. He had been bringing it home a handful at a time and making his own sand box in there.

Flying Ace · 07-01-2016, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dackelone

A couple of years ago(while going grocery shopping at Lidl)I saw this poor e60 drawn all over by the owner's kids. I guess they just didn't mind it too much. It was hard to show the sharpe marker drawings... but it was pretty much all over the car.

Attachment 1451552

Would you let your kids WRITE on your car?
http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=589046

wow those eyebrows really accent the E60's "librarian's scowl" headlights.

M_Six · 07-01-2016, 04:40 PM

Don't have kids. The cats on the other hand...

Lups · 07-01-2016, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by John 070

Hate to admit it but when my son was < 1 y.o. he scratched a brand new flat screen. That's ok, you just don't sit that close to it and you'll never notice.

This week, he (30 mo. old) ruined the Blu Ray player by inserting a baby shower invitation in the slot. I was able to remove the invite by opening it up, but upon reassembly, the disc tries to read, can't, then ejects it

maybe time for a 3d player...but we haven't got a 3d tv...

My kids stole eggs to raise a goose army that would protect him. He smashed the ones that didn't hatch to a closet.

Let's all have kids!

Fundguy1 · 07-01-2016, 05:03 PM

Toddler? Mines 13 and still breaking expensive stuff weekly.

Lups · 07-01-2016, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dackelone

A couple of years ago(while going grocery shopping at Lidl)I saw this poor e60 drawn all over by the owner's kids. I guess they just didn't mind it too much. It was hard to show the sharpe marker drawings... but it was pretty much all over the car.

Attachment 1451552

Would you let your kids WRITE on your car?
http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=589046

My son waxed my car, the night before a show (after I waxed it). I left the dark garage with a a wax job that lasted six months and three professional detailing.

Flying Ace · 07-01-2016, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fundguy1

Toddler? Mines 13 and still breaking expensive stuff weekly.

when he/she turns 16, your E93 is next.

Fundguy1 · 07-01-2016, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

when he/she turns 16, your E93 is next.

No cause he's not learning stick till he moves out and buys his own.

Flying Ace · 07-01-2016, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Fundguy1

No cause he's not learning stick till he moves out and buys his own.

I'm sure when you go on vacation, he'll learn stick by himself on your E93

Dackelone · 07-01-2016, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Don't have kids. The cats on the other hand...

^^

You reminded me of this advert...

Fundguy1 · 07-01-2016, 06:40 PM

Dead link

MKSixer · 07-01-2016, 07:55 PM

Very little as a toddler.

Now, not so much. 3rd cell phone in 7 months. I'm not amused.

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John 070 Lieutenant General 1,755 REP 14,825 Posts Drives: 335i cpe Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: ZSP/ZPP/ZCW iTrader: (0)	What has your toddler destroyed in your household Hate to admit it but when my son was < 1 y.o. he scratched a brand new flat screen. That's ok, you just don't sit that close to it and you'll never notice. This week, he (30 mo. old) ruined the Blu Ray player by inserting a baby shower invitation in the slot. I was able to remove the invite by opening it up, but upon reassembly, the disc tries to read, can't, then ejects it maybe time for a 3d player...but we haven't got a 3d tv...
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larryn Lieutenant General 2,166 REP 10,176 Posts Drives: '97 332ti, '21 X5 45e, '16 GT4 Join Date: May 2005 Location: Seattle iTrader: (2)	Brand new Sony XBR 36" tube tv, back in the day, my daughter was playing with magnets on the screen to "see the pretty colors" and blew out the picture tube. Same daughter flushed my Rolex down the toilet, as we were making her less scared of the toilet by taking mini-marshmallows and flushing them, to show no danger. I did recover that one (don't ask). Other daughter swallowed a nickle that we had to make sure "processed".
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Dackelone European Editor 10,924 REP 22,992 Posts Drives: N54 e82 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Bayern, Germany iTrader: (1)	How about kids drawing on your BMW ? A couple of years ago(while going grocery shopping at Lidl)I saw this poor e60 drawn all over by the owner's kids. I guess they just didn't mind it too much. It was hard to show the sharpe marker drawings... but it was pretty much all over the car. Would you let your kids WRITE on your car? http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sho...d.php?t=589046 __________________ Dackel's European Delivery Museum Guide
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