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      08-25-2011, 03:08 AM   #67
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You take a shit in a public bathroom and before doing it put toilet paper on the seat as an anti bacteria barrier and a bit in the bowl as an anti splash, then a fkin gust of wind from nowhere knocks the paper into the bowl and you have to start all over again.... And when your done your out of toilet paper!
This is so true. Or when you flush the toilet, go to the sink, and it's one of those automatic faucets that randomly spits out 5 mL of water at a time.
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      08-25-2011, 11:53 AM   #68
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I hate it when people think I'm rich or ballin cause I drive a 335. Might be cause I'm 20.

When people say a 335 is slow and their 2.0 Audi can smash it lol.
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      08-29-2011, 10:12 AM   #69
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I hate business "buzzwords" that I hear all day long at the job...

"let's circle up about this later"
"let's reach out to so and so for an answer"
"let's touch base later...."
"we're looking into that"

or when someones says... "forward it on"
you're already forwarding, you don't need the on part....maybe I'm just weird but seriously, if you're in a position of authority/power at the workplace, get your vocab in check.
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      08-29-2011, 10:38 AM   #70
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When trying to merge on the highway your stuck behind some douche going 30mph. Usually in a POS Sentra or Corolla.
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      08-29-2011, 11:31 AM   #71
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I hate business "buzzwords" that I hear all day long at the job...

"let's circle up about this later"
"let's reach out to so and so for an answer"
"let's touch base later...."
"we're looking into that"

or when someones says... "forward it on"
you're already forwarding, you don't need the on part....maybe I'm just weird but seriously, if you're in a position of authority/power at the workplace, get your vocab in check.

If you think those buzzwords are bad you haven't been exposed to any good ones.
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      08-29-2011, 09:21 PM   #72
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I hate it when i can't PM vendors because i don't have 5 post! Lol
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      08-29-2011, 09:24 PM   #73
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If you think those buzzwords are bad you haven't been exposed to any good ones.
LOL, he's obviously never shifted any paradigms revolutionizing outside the box before...
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      08-30-2011, 04:10 AM   #74
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I hate it when you go for the handshake, but they go for the hug.

I hate it when a stranger is waving at you, but they're really waving at someone behind you. Just looking at you to make you extra confused.

I hate it when you bite your inner mouth skin while eating food.
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      08-30-2011, 09:16 PM   #75
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when ugly girls think that they are hot

when you think you have to take a huge shit only to sit on the toilet and fart

when people cant figure out when to go at a stop sign and you have to play the waving game until i give up and floor it

when you decide to take off you front licence plate and then get pulled over for not having front plat 5 minutes later

when people use the word "uber" as in "thats uber cool"
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      08-30-2011, 09:20 PM   #76
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or when you use one of those over sensitive automatic toilets and every time you make a slight movement it flushes and douches your ass
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      08-30-2011, 10:15 PM   #77
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Take a shit, wipe your ass, nothing is on the paper.

Ask me if my Galaxy S is an Iphone

Ask me why I don't have an Iphone

Bitches that wear flip flops not at the beach and have dirty ass feet

My kid neighbors use my basketball court without asking me

Tell me I can pet their fucking dog it won't bite, then the stupid dog bites me

People that give me shit for doing drugs

People that give me shit for not doing drugs

stuck behind old people in security line at airport...actually stuck behind old people in any situation blows
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      08-31-2011, 08:25 AM   #78
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When I go to turn on the shower in the morning expecting the water to come out of the spout instead it immediately comes out of the shower head hitting me in the face.
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      08-31-2011, 01:49 PM   #79
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When you use a shoe to kill a spider on the side of your bed and you miss and he falls into the netherlands (side of bed) resulting in having to sleep on the couch until said spider is found dead or alive.





Edit: Not just any spider, but the kind from outer space.
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      08-31-2011, 02:08 PM   #80
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I hate it when people think their 885 rims are real.
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      08-31-2011, 02:13 PM   #81
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i get phone calls from unknown/unrecognized numbers

there is any other driver on the road

hangovers

people can't take simple instructions

i have to wake up before 10

whenever i have a flight on an MD-80 (which is like all the time it seems)

my phone gets anything less than 3G

reposts, kinda like this thread

lol is that Will F.?
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      08-31-2011, 03:25 PM   #82
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When my car is showing hpfp symptoms. Been having long cranks for over a month now and threw half engine light 3 times on the road yesterday. Not sure how much is related to hpfp.
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      09-02-2011, 04:33 PM   #83
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When you make an appointment to have cable/internet/phone etc... installed and they say "your technician will arrive between the hours of 8am - 5pm" (slight exagerration)

...and then they knock on the door at 4:55pm
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