[sygazelle]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

selling overpriced snacks

to Starbuck's customers

[vreihen16]

drinking burnt coffee

[wizardofOz]

From paper straws

[vreihen16]

while they read

[DocL]

to cat ladies

[wizardofOz]

Baba black sheep

[DocL]

starring Robert Conrad

[Artemis]

until Big John

[vreihen16]

sheared them all

[wizardofOz]

Into thin slices

[DocL]

perfect for eating

[wizardofOz]

With bare hands

[DocL]

missing both thumbs

[vreihen16]

and unable to

[DocL]

send text messages

[vreihen16]

and therefore had

[wizardofOz]

To call a

[vreihen16]

friend to pick

[UncleWede]

their running nose

[wizardofOz]

While they had

[vreihen16]

to grab a

[DocL]

crate of eggs