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      02-04-2015, 02:11 PM   #397
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It went down over a highway bridge and into a lake/river. The plane hit a car and scrapped a piece of the highway on its way down.

Is Marriage worth it?
If you feel like binding yourself to a single human being for the rest of your life (or not if you don't follow the rules and pay the price), and are fully accepting of an unknown future, then it's totally worth it!


Do you ever feel....., like a plastic bag?
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Sometimes my bag feels like it's plastic, but then I man-scape.

Setting 3 on the man-scaping clipper seems a bit short, but 4 is too long. Should I just wait for it to grow out?
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If you feel like binding yourself to a single human being for the rest of your life (or not if you don't follow the rules and pay the price), and are fully accepting of an unknown future, then it's totally worth it!


Do you ever feel....., like a plastic bag?
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again.

setting 3? If you're gonna manscape you gotta go full bald..No?
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Full, unless you are going to do it on almost daily basis, is just too itchy after 3-5 days.

IF you go full, where is the dividing line? (I ain't taking a razor to the sack, might wreckt 'um)
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Sometimes my bag feels like it's plastic, but then I man-scape.

Setting 3 on the man-scaping clipper seems a bit short, but 4 is too long. Should I just wait for it to grow out?
3 is what I trim my beard to. I can see that being a bit long for your gentleman's area.


Why do people get so emotional about celebrity deaths?
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Full, unless you are going to do it on almost daily basis, is just too itchy after 3-5 days.

IF you go full, where is the dividing line? (I ain't taking a razor to the sack, might wreckt 'um)
Good point, I've bit it with the clippers a cpl of times that's why the sack is off limits but everywhere else there's no line.

Do they make clippers that's easier on the sack?? especially for us older guys.
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3 is what I trim my beard to. I can see that being a bit long for your gentleman's area.


Why do people get so emotional about celebrity deaths?
Probably because they feel like they have a connection to them, like a friend.

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Do they make clippers that's easier on the sack?? especially for us older guys.
just wax lol

If your life depended on getting someone to laugh, which youtube video would you show them?
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Probably because they feel like they have a connection to them, like a friend.



just wax lol

If your life depended on getting someone to laugh, which youtube video would you show them?
That was a Reddit thread last week! So whatever the top post from that thread was.


Who is the better superhero, X-Ray or Vav?
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That was a Reddit thread last week! So whatever the top post from that thread was.
yea, its a great question
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yea, its a great question
That was a great question too, but I'm not exactly sure how to answer it, so I'm going to go with a 9 iron, banana sundae, and those little umbrellas you get in a margarita.


Why are you old guys afraid of grooming? Arthritis messing with your hand eye coordination making shaving difficult? Women enjoy a well groomed man.
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#whippersnappers seem to like stubble on their rubble. I'm too covered in fur all over (except the top of my head) to have that many bare areas, they just stick out too much as being un-natural.

Am I the only one digging bowties as the alternative to nooses that get stuck in my food and I have to move out of the way to take a piss?
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#whippersnappers seem to like stubble on their rubble. I'm too covered in fur all over (except the top of my head) to have that many bare areas, they just stick out too much as being un-natural.

Am I the only one digging bowties as the alternative to nooses that get stuck in my food and I have to move out of the way to take a piss?
Move your tie away from your food? I can relate. But a properly-tied necktie should only touch your belt.

On a semi-related note: How often do your biggest worries and fears come true?
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Move your tie away from your food? I can relate. But a properly-tied necktie should only touch your belt.

On a semi-related note: How often do your biggest worries and fears come true?
Never, because I don't worry or fear much in this day and age really. Unless a fucking anaconda or lion is coming to kill me, so I'll go with about .00000245354235432%, because I haven't lived my full life yet, and I may encounter a lion at some point.

You got signed up for a boxing match against a celebrity, whose ass would you want to kick that you know you could actually win at?
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Never, because I don't worry or fear much in this day and age really. Unless a fucking anaconda or lion is coming to kill me, so I'll go with about .00000245354235432%, because I haven't lived my full life yet, and I may encounter a lion at some point.

You got signed up for a boxing match against a celebrity, whose ass would you want to kick that you know you could actually win at?
George Zimmerman (does it have to be a Hollywood celebrity?)

Is one in the hand worth 2 in the bush?
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George Zimmerman (does it have to be a Hollywood celebrity?)

Is one in the hand worth 2 in the bush?
Im not a lady or anything, but im gonna say no. A dick in your hand is not worth two in your snatch.



Speaking of. Whats your favorite Guy Ritchie movie?
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Im not a lady or anything, but im gonna say no. A dick in your hand is not worth two in your snatch.



Speaking of. Whats your favorite Guy Ritchie movie?
Don't really care about Guy Ritchie.



What the fcuk?
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If U C Kay, tell her I said "hi"

Why does the finance department always violate all the rules they make when THEY need a new <insert item here>?
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Im not a lady or anything, but im gonna say no. A dick in your hand is not worth two in your snatch.



Speaking of. Whats your favorite Guy Ritchie movie?
Snatch

What did you think of the short films he did for BMW back in 2000.
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I fapped at first but now they are ok.


Will taking steroids make you drive faster?
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I fapped at first but now they are ok.


Will taking steroids make you drive faster?
A: It might give you an urge to drive faster, but it will probably not have a faster lap time before steroids vs no steroids.

Q: Why do people love Nürburgring Nordschleife so much?
(Personally do not like the layout of those types of circuit(s). I don't mind Nürburgring GP-Strecke ).
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A: It might give you an urge to drive faster, but it will probably not have a faster lap time before steroids vs no steroids.

Q: Why do people love Nürburgring Nordschleife so much?
(Personally do not like the layout of those types of circuit(s). I don't mind Nürburgring GP-Strecke ).
History and nostalgia. I have the same opinion of the tail of the dragon, I don't get the appeal. For reference, my favorite track is a tossup between Watkins Glen and Silverstone. These are also the only two tracks that I've actually driven

So, Ford GT racecar. GTLM or LMP1?
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History and nostalgia. I have the same opinion of the tail of the dragon, I don't get the appeal. For reference, my favorite track is a tossup between Watkins Glen and Silverstone. These are also the only two tracks that I've actually driven

So, Ford GT racecar. GTLM or LMP1?
Q: I would prefer FIA F3 (Maybe GP2 might be too much for my skill set/level). If I must pick from those 3,,,,,,, LMP1.

A: You just won a raffle ticket for a car including taxes paid for. Would you rather own a: SLS AMG, R8 V10+, or 911 GT3?
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