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      03-16-2015, 04:03 PM   #45
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      03-16-2015, 04:54 PM   #47
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Whatever you do - first dates should always be exciting (ie. no movies).

You want her to associate the excitement with you which will make you memorable
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if you are getting nervous before the date, make sure to take a shit and rub one out. You don't want to be farting and walking around with a boner.

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Good call, but he shouldn't forget to take a shower afterwards
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      03-16-2015, 05:15 PM   #49
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If you are hell-bent in a Disney-ish date....

1) Reservations at the Flying Fish on Disney Boardwalk (fireworks at 9 on Boardwalk is bonus)

2) reservations at Columbia in Celebration


Both these allow you to stroll around after dinner in a scenic area. Boardwalk is better for that and you can park at Disney Swan self park for $17 and take a boat to the Boardwalk or Epcot.

No sandwiches brother.
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      03-16-2015, 05:21 PM   #50
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if you are getting nervous before the date, make sure to take a shit and rub one out. You don't want to be farting and walking around with a boner.

edit: Lets see this chick!
Hahaha, best advice so far, and a good laugh too!!
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      03-16-2015, 06:50 PM   #51
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After all the 5H1T on here...
OP I wish you honestly good luck with your date of tomorrow !
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      03-16-2015, 08:28 PM   #52
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Whatever you do - first dates should always be exciting (ie. no movies).

You want her to associate the excitement with you which will make you memorable
Take her to the ghetto for a knife fight?
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      03-16-2015, 08:40 PM   #53
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      03-16-2015, 08:59 PM   #54
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Take her go-karting or something fun that you both probably don't usually do/will never think of doing in a first date! Some things that come to mind = gun range (if she is ok with that), horseback riding, ice skating, ziplining etc. Also, it all depends on how well you already know her, if she is totally NO-NO into somethings then obviously dont bring her. eg, if you know she is not good with heights, DONT do ziplining etc.

Tell her its going to be casual and fun, dont have to over dress, or heels etc. Then you guys can have something to talk about during dinner/afterwards. Also, plan to have at least 2/3 places/things to do just in case some of them don't work out or if she isnt into it.
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Just came here from 1addicts, I see this forum is not only helpful for m3s but useful in life decisions lol
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I agree with all the input but if you want to really impress her and I mean really, be sure to wear this



60% of the time, works every time.

You can thank me later.
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Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box
We have a winner!
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      03-16-2015, 10:01 PM   #59
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Take her go-karting or something fun that you both probably don't usually do/will never think of doing in a first date! Some things that come to mind = gun range (if she is ok with that), horseback riding, ice skating, ziplining etc. Also, it all depends on how well you already know her, if she is totally NO-NO into somethings then obviously dont bring her. eg, if you know she is not good with heights, DONT do ziplining etc.

Tell her its going to be casual and fun, dont have to over dress, or heels etc. Then you guys can have something to talk about during dinner/afterwards. Also, plan to have at least 2/3 places/things to do just in case some of them don't work out or if she isnt into it.
Great advice
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      03-16-2015, 10:02 PM   #60
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I agree with all the input but if you want to really impress her and I mean really, be sure to wear this



60% of the time, works every time.

You can thank me later.
LMAO is this a real thing?!?
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      03-16-2015, 10:14 PM   #61
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We have a wiener!
Corrected for you.
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      03-16-2015, 11:38 PM   #62
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Either, this is epic trolling (albeit funny as $hit) or the OPs "playa" card is "in process".....if issued at all. Haha

I'm surprised to see so many suggestions without a hint as to what his "date" likes to do. Believe it or not....that makes things a bit easier vs asking a bunch of "motor heads" tips on dating. LOL

From my standpoint, the BEST thing to do is find someplace (not some freakin' deli or wherever the hell you get "sandwiches" from) where you guys can have an intimate convo....relax and most importantly be yourselves. Oh, and not a bad idea to have a "luv hat" or two in the glovebox. HAHA
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ahhh man! I already covered that. look at post #46!
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All you guys are crazy!!!! hahaha i have read all the comments and laugh my a** off!! thank you all for very intresting posts.
I belive I am going to take her to downtown disney.. grab a earl of sandwiches and go to cirque the soleil..
Are you in vegas?

I would just go to a nice fancy steakhouse and then go for a cruise to some remote area with a nice view. Then you can get her to agree to go for some drinks. Game over after that.
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Lepredong.
My wife and I were cracking up for 5 minutes straight to this.
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Just be sure to remove her cell phone and disable the trunk release.
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