[1MOREMOD]

Super soldier experimentation is beginning

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

What about me? Not making any offers to me eh? Well then, nice to know where I stand.

*Puts on ghillie suit*
*Grabs elastic band gun*
*Slinks into forest*

As long as you know where your bread is buttered, citizen!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok I'll be in charge of shenanigans.

Minister of Shenanigans or Secretary of Shenanigans? Hmmm...

Anyway, will the Isle of Shenanigans be stocked with Pringles and Chocolate Chip Cookies for healthy mealtimes?

[ASAP]

For the transgressions in this thread, the federal reserve will be issuing a mandatory credit card for all citizens with an low annual fee of $999 and a variable apr of 35% to 500% for all purchases.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Minister of Shenanigans or Secretary of Shenanigans? Hmmm...

Anyway, will the Isle of Shenanigans be stocked with Pringles and Chocolate Chip Cookies for healthy mealtimes?

No fat and slovenly is no way to run a nation.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No fat and slovenly is no way to run a nation.

You sound like Dean Wormer I notice you did not explicitly rule out drunk and stupid. Will that be allowed.

[1MOREMOD]

Yes it will be allowed. For myself and my coworkers. This is a dicatorship disguised as democracy. I will have order.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'll see your National Guard and raise you the Canadian Mounties.

Do they still run around in those nice red targets errrr I mean jackets?

Its all good....as long as you capitulate and provide all the necessary good canadian beer, timmies and poutine.....

[1MOREMOD]

Canada may be turned into hunting preserve for cabinet members, as per request of dignified counsel. Large donors will get honor as well. Cash or ammo accepted.

[ASAP]

In addition, the official bank of the govt and issuer of credit cards will be Wells Fargo.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok I'll be in charge of shenanigans.

Is our first shenanigan going to be staying up past our bedtime?
No offense, but I think your shenanigans are too wholesome for this administration.

You'd be perfect for Director of Propaganda.

Hmm, that sounds bad. Let's keep it Democratic. Yeah, Director of Unidirectional Communications.

[1MOREMOD]

Hey jackwagon you don't make policy, who are you?

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Hey jackwagon you don't make policy, who are you?

I work for the Department of the Posterior, we get little funding and try to make suggestions on domestic policy, but we're mostly ignored. We like to think we're a valuable asset.

[ASAP]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Is our first shenanigan going to be staying up past our bedtime?
No offense, but I think your shenanigans are too wholesome for this administration.

You'd be perfect for Director of Propaganda.

Hmm, that sounds bad. Let's keep it Democratic. Yeah, Director of Unidirectional Communications.

Director of Propaganda is a very powerful position... I believe that is currently held by Ted Turner in our nation.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by jpnh

Its all good....as long as you capitulate and provide all the necessary good canadian beer, timmies and poutine.....

By good beer, I presume you must mean by American standards. In that case, one stein of warm piss and a little water to dilute it is coming right up for you. Do enjoy.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by RJ_

I work for the Department of the Posterior, we get little funding and try to make suggestions on domestic policy, but we're mostly ignored. We like to think we're a valuable asset.

Quite cheeky of you! I always wanted to met someone who held an orifice in the department of the posterior. Most of the stuff that comes out of that department is kinda cringeworthy, but at least you don't just sit around all day. Without you, I feel there would be a serious hole in the administration.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Is our first shenanigan going to be staying up past our bedtime?
No offense, but I think your shenanigans are too wholesome for this administration.

You'd be perfect for Director of Propaganda.

Hmm, that sounds bad. Let's keep it Democratic. Yeah, Director of Unidirectional Communications.

Haha well my shenanigans are kept confidential. I am a keeper of secrets.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha well my shenanigans are kept confidential. I am a keeper of secrets.

Prove it. What secrets are you currently keeping?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by RJ_

I work for the Department of the Posterior, we get little funding and try to make suggestions on domestic policy, but we're mostly ignored. We like to think we're a valuable asset.

Youre fine i meant ASAP and his wells Fargo crap

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Prove it. What secrets are you currently keeping?

Somewhere, ///M Power-Belgium is bracing for impact in case it turn out bimmette is really a man.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Prove it. What secrets are you currently keeping?

That you're actually an American living in Texas.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Prove it. What secrets are you currently keeping?

Originally Posted by bimmette

That you're actually an American living in Texas.

SPY! INFILTRATOR! SABATEUR!