Man blesses his new BMW by burning incense, car catches fire, gets burnt to a crisp

ORIGIN M. · 06-15-2018, 03:12 AM

5 Alarm Fire

Jez_zza · 06-15-2018, 04:31 AM

This thread is hilarious.. keep' em coming

maniz · 06-15-2018, 04:32 AM

Hot damn.

Now they'll have to take apart the block and replace the piston rings he fried.

positiveions · 06-15-2018, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mageshkk

Did you mean hall of flame?

Add that too

Kr0m3assass1n · 06-15-2018, 10:35 AM

Well, that relationship ended quickly....she was a hot mess.

Jono2112 · 06-15-2018, 11:03 AM

I like a good flame job on hot rods, but this is a little over the top for a stock BMW.
They do sell magnetic flames you can stick on with much less damage. One April Fools Day my brothers 535d will be getting that treatment!

Germanauto · 06-15-2018, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pz619

One of my Hindu friends at work bought a F30 LCI and we went out to the parking lot to check it out. There was some red markings on the front and I had incorrectly assumed it was a bug or otherwise some foreign debris. So I did what any good friend would do and licked my thumb and proceeded to remove the "smudge". I got about halfway through before it clicked. His wife had blessed it and basically removed it in front of him.

Oops. I felt like such a jackass.

LOL.

Once one of the priests put turmeric on the paint of my parents' new X5 and it wouldn't come off for a few weeks. After that my folks and I were like "forget this."

Poiseuille · 06-15-2018, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emdeuce

Stop with all the incensitive comments...

this post is Bimmerpost-Hall-of-Fame material

Dylan86 · 06-15-2018, 06:34 PM

I hear he's been trying to climb the ladder at work for years now as well. Maybe he's just not cut out to be a firefighter?

And I sure hope his shoes made it out of the fire okay as well! Poor burning soles

3s-a-charm · 06-15-2018, 11:53 PM

I'm just glad it wasn't another Tesla fire...

Manivxr · 06-16-2018, 02:11 AM

Such a shame.....

ibz.s.b · 06-16-2018, 08:28 AM

Danger to Manifold.

///Mposter · 06-16-2018, 10:43 AM

Not covered, he had insurance instead of incensurance .

Nomana · 06-16-2018, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///Mposter

Not covered, he had insurance instead of incensurance .

Lol

tcphoto · 06-16-2018, 07:37 PM

Some people should take public transportation.

agustincuenca · 06-17-2018, 12:05 AM

zips freshly brewed tea

ORIGIN M. · 06-17-2018, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3s-a-charm

I'm just glad it wasn't another Tesla fire...

Like they come anywhere close to the ICE cars that catch fire.

raysspl · 06-18-2018, 06:33 PM

Y'all savage

Kilo_SSK · 06-20-2018, 02:38 PM

Did he try to play his mixtape during the benediction?

... wait, that meme's old. Crap.

dzvero · 06-20-2018, 07:40 PM

Gods wanted M4

EDWYER · 06-21-2018, 09:32 AM

Oh yeah I saw him. lol

06-15-2018, 03:12 AM	#45
ORIGIN M. Banned 3160 Rep 9,134 Posts Drives: ///M Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northern Hemisphere iTrader: (0)	5 Alarm Fire
	Appreciate 0 Quote

06-15-2018, 04:31 AM	#46
Jez_zza Lieutenant 441 Rep 560 Posts Drives: M5 F90 Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Barcelona iTrader: (0)	This thread is hilarious.. keep' em coming
	Appreciate 1 Kr0m3assass1n1112.00 Quote

06-15-2018, 04:32 AM	#47
maniz Assistant TO the Regional Manager 619 Rep 728 Posts Drives: 2018 M4 Coupe Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Denver iTrader: (0)	Hot damn. Now they'll have to take apart the block and replace the piston rings he fried. Attached Images __________________ 2018 M4 Coupe. 6MT. Der stärkste buchstabe der welt Last edited by maniz; 06-15-2018 at 04:37 AM..
	Appreciate 3 low1352214.00 JTO245812.00 ///Mposter213.00 Quote

06-15-2018, 10:35 AM	#49
Kr0m3assass1n kr0m3assass1n 1112 Rep 862 Posts Drives: 22 X7 M50i Join Date: Jul 2017 Location: Virginia iTrader: (0) Garage List 2021 BMW X7 M50i [0.00]	Well, that relationship ended quickly....she was a hot mess.
	Appreciate 2 Jez_zza440.50 pz6193334.00 Quote

06-15-2018, 11:03 AM	#50
Jono2112 Second Lieutenant 157 Rep 260 Posts Drives: M235i Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Athens, GA iTrader: (0)	I like a good flame job on hot rods, but this is a little over the top for a stock BMW. They do sell magnetic flames you can stick on with much less damage. One April Fools Day my brothers 535d will be getting that treatment!
	Appreciate 0 Quote

06-15-2018, 06:34 PM	#53
Dylan86 Colonel 1335 Rep 2,212 Posts Drives: F15d msport, F22 m235i Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: GTA iTrader: (0)	I hear he's been trying to climb the ladder at work for years now as well. Maybe he's just not cut out to be a firefighter? And I sure hope his shoes made it out of the fire okay as well! Poor burning soles __________________ My F22 Road/Track Build
	Appreciate 1 pz6193334.00 Quote

06-15-2018, 11:53 PM	#54
3s-a-charm Major 138 Rep 1,328 Posts Drives: 2017 Tesla Model X Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Calgary, Canada iTrader: (2) Garage List 2007 BMW X5 [0.00]	I'm just glad it wasn't another Tesla fire... __________________ 17 Tesla Model X 90D (I've been converted!) PAST: 14 Tesla Model S P85D, 16 X1, 13 X5 M-sport, 04 M3 Cab, 08 E92 M3, 08 535xiT, 07 X5 4.8i, 06 E90 325i, 87 E30 325i, 85 E30 318i
	Appreciate 0 Quote

06-16-2018, 02:11 AM	#55
Manivxr Captain 203 Rep 637 Posts Drives: 435d EB Join Date: May 2017 Location: Staffordshire iTrader: (0)	Such a shame.....
	Appreciate 0 Quote

06-16-2018, 08:28 AM	#56
ibz.s.b 2018 F15 X5 X40d #BSM #IvoryWhite 40 Rep 334 Posts Drives: 2018 X5 X40d #BSM #IvoryWhite Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: London, UK iTrader: (3)	Danger to Manifold.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

06-16-2018, 10:43 AM	#57
///Mposter Macgyver 213 Rep 942 Posts Drives: 2007 e92 335i Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Greensboring iTrader: (0)	Not covered, he had insurance instead of incensurance . __________________ GTX3076R , ADV, JB4, FMIC, BOV, 17"APEX, 255/40/17 SQ, 6-SPD Manual
	Appreciate 0 Quote

06-16-2018, 07:37 PM	#59
tcphoto Brigadier General 4216 Rep 3,257 Posts Drives: E92 335i 6MT Coupe Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Nashville, TN iTrader: (1)	Some people should take public transportation. __________________
	Appreciate 0 Quote

06-17-2018, 12:05 AM	#60
agustincuenca First Lieutenant 154 Rep 343 Posts Drives: 2008 E90 335i; 2016 F80 M3 Join Date: Sep 2014 Location: S Louis iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 BMW M3 [0.00] 2008 BMW 335i [0.00]	zips freshly brewed tea Attached Images
	Appreciate 0 Quote

06-18-2018, 06:33 PM	#62
raysspl Brigadier General 992 Rep 3,000 Posts Drives: walking, bicycle, & bus Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: SoCal iTrader: (0)	Y'all savage __________________ re
	Appreciate 0 Quote

06-20-2018, 02:38 PM	#63
Kilo_SSK New Member 2 Rep 10 Posts Drives: E90 325i Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: Belgium iTrader: (0)	Did he try to play his mixtape during the benediction? ... wait, that meme's old. Crap.
	Appreciate 0 Quote

06-20-2018, 07:40 PM	#64
dzvero Lieutenant Colonel 544 Rep 1,514 Posts Drives: 2015 M$4 F82 Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: CA iTrader: (2)	Gods wanted M4
	Appreciate 0 Quote

06-21-2018, 09:32 AM	#65
EDWYER Yoda of mods 1698 Rep 3,007 Posts Drives: X5 RWD Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: NC iTrader: (40) Garage List 2015 X5 RWD [10.00] 2016 BMW M2 [10.00]	Oh yeah I saw him. lol __________________ Current: 2020 Explorer ST (Agate Black Metallic) F15 SGM RWD (retired) Bone stock F87 AW (retired) F30 SBM 316rwhp/440rwtq (retired) Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/EdwyerCLT YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DWYERGARAGE/videos
	Appreciate 0 Quote

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search