post the best non-sexual feelings itt

gun6slinger9 · 05-31-2010, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigslick82

- Opening a new CD/DVD
- Shampooing my hair
- Taking a huge pot after bluffing your ass off

and showing the table what you bluffed with

balance · 05-31-2010, 05:56 PM

getting cash moneyy

BTM · 05-31-2010, 06:08 PM

Windows down, sunroof open, all green lights, right song at right time

First pitch of the game at Wrigley field taking your first sip of beer

Getting your second wind on a long run

Bimmer Nerd · 05-31-2010, 07:36 PM

Windows down, heated seats, cool breeze, right music, right people and most importantly right car with the canyon road...........can't think of anything better.

mpimping · 05-31-2010, 07:54 PM

Beating the shit out of someone. sourdiesel and winning a huge pot at the poker table. stacking someone who bluffed yoi earlier like this clown flopped a straight w a royal flush draw and i hit top set so i shipped it and he called and the board paired on the river, so great

silvergray545 · 05-31-2010, 07:59 PM

Getting thrown back in your seat when shifting from 1st to 2nd and 2nd to 3rd.

CollinsE90 · 05-31-2010, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpimping

Beating the shit out of someone. sourdiesel and winning a huge pot at the poker table. stacking someone who bluffed yoi earlier like this clown flopped a straight w a royal flush draw and i hit top set so i shipped it and he called and the board paired on the river, so great

ohhh radix

Seminole · 05-31-2010, 08:27 PM

Passing the CPA exam.

radix · 05-31-2010, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpimping

Beating the shit out of someone. sourdiesel and winning a huge pot at the poker table. stacking someone who bluffed yoi earlier like this clown flopped a straight w a royal flush draw and i hit top set so i shipped it and he called and the board paired on the river, so great

Translation:

Getting in a fight and winning handily.

The high imparted from smoking a strain of cannibis known as sour diesel.

Taking all of someone's chips who bluffed you earlier during a poker game.

Not long ago while playing poker, I ran into a hand where my opponent flopped a straight with a royal flush draw. I flopped the top set, or the highest possible three of a kind. Having such a strong hand I went all in. He called, the flop was uneventful, but the community cards paired on the river giving me a full house, and thus beating his straight. It felt wonderful, but I must admit I was lucky.

BillLee · 05-31-2010, 09:54 PM

^

CollinsE90 · 05-31-2010, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radix

Translation:

Getting in a fight and winning handily.

The high imparted from smoking a strain of cannibis known as sour diesel.

Taking all of someone's chips who bluffed you earlier during a poker game.

Not long ago while playing poker, I ran into a hand where my opponent flopped a straight with a royal flush draw. I flopped the top set, or the highest possible three of a kind. Having such a strong hand I went all in. He called, the flop was uneventful, but the community cards paired on the river giving me a full house, and thus beating his straight. It felt wonderful, but I must admit I was lucky.

dirtyylicous · 05-31-2010, 11:43 PM

Having a itch while getting a haircut and your barber finally goes over with the the clippers, also after a cut in the fall as soon as you open the door the crisp air hitting your head.

Drinking a beer and smoking after a long day at work.

Finding money in jeans that you havent worn in a while

Dan in PA · 06-01-2010, 12:06 AM

Burning the ski mask you just used when you robbed a 7-11.

CollinsE90 · 06-01-2010, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dan in PA

Burning the ski mask you just used when you robbed a 7-11.

mpimping · 06-01-2010, 01:54 AM

Catching people fucking in public and taking down a forum after i get banned

mpimping · 06-01-2010, 01:57 AM

knowing that i am the master

Alexander · 06-01-2010, 02:01 AM

Reading mpimping's posts.

Tondtar · 06-01-2010, 02:13 AM

Still waking Up with a raging hard on in the morning.

....considering my age

mpimping · 06-01-2010, 02:18 AM

so faded on the sd. oh dam oh yeah outrunning the police,

mpimping · 06-01-2010, 02:58 AM

slowrolling the nuts when an idiot goes all in before and after you call him. and get up and start screaming,dancing,celebrating,

c0nstant · 06-01-2010, 03:14 AM

whoa dude, keep posting, it's really entertaining

c0nstant · 06-01-2010, 03:15 AM

no really, your posts are so cool and edgy man. they should remove the 35 second post rule just so you can post stuff non-stop

05-31-2010, 05:56 PM	#46
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06-01-2010, 12:06 AM	#57
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06-01-2010, 02:01 AM	#61
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06-01-2010, 02:18 AM	#63
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06-01-2010, 02:58 AM	#64
mpimping Banned 867 Rep 336 Posts Drives: gti Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: ny,ny iTrader: (0)	slowrolling the nuts when an idiot goes all in before and after you call him. and get up and start screaming,dancing,celebrating,
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06-01-2010, 03:14 AM	#65
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