Ban the person above you

F30lolz · 09-30-2016, 11:22 AM

dangling your dingaling on your own berries. Banned.

Dang3r · 09-30-2016, 02:04 PM

Berries need sunlight and no dangled dingles from stoned pilots of the temple, banned.

UncleWede · 09-30-2016, 02:10 PM

STP reference is as worn as your knee pads

BANNED

jtodd_fl · 09-30-2016, 02:21 PM

Banned for getting on your knees in the van.

UncleWede · 09-30-2016, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Banned for getting on your knees in the van.

Banned for forgetting my "audience's" target age, I need to kneel down to reach their height and not intimidate them. The hairy chest is intimidation enough.

Samurai of 2day · 09-30-2016, 02:55 PM

Banned for not manscaping, therefore causing the kids to want to escape from the van

jtodd_fl · 09-30-2016, 02:58 PM

Banned for not knowing about his extensive vanscaping.

UncleWede · 09-30-2016, 03:18 PM

banned for not "doing it for the kids"

F30lolz · 09-30-2016, 03:26 PM

Banned for dropping the kids off at the pool in vancave

MKSixer · 09-30-2016, 03:34 PM

Banned for spilling the toilet while vanscaping the van driver in the drive-in.

F30lolz · 09-30-2016, 05:09 PM

Banned for giving your 328d the D while looking at the iDrive in the drive-in.

rohitsja · 09-30-2016, 06:05 PM

Banned for having to look while giving the D.

jtodd_fl · 09-30-2016, 06:10 PM

Banned for making eye contact.

1MOREMOD · 09-30-2016, 06:58 PM

That's only disallowed in devils 3 way ban

MKSixer · 09-30-2016, 07:33 PM

Banned for crossing swords with a pen knife.

F30lolz · 09-30-2016, 08:11 PM

Taking a pen to a knife phight, banned.

MKSixer · 09-30-2016, 08:16 PM

Not knowing knife fight or flight. Banned.

jtodd_fl · 09-30-2016, 08:19 PM

Banned for trying to sneak a knife on a flight.

F30lolz · 09-30-2016, 09:36 PM

Banned, the pilots from the temple would stop you

wdb · 10-01-2016, 11:00 AM

I'm back from the dead
And I sadly just read
Another boring buncha bans.
So I'm bulk banning y'all... *cough* ...agans.

Dang3r · 10-01-2016, 11:11 AM

Yadayadayada...BANNED!

jtodd_fl · 10-01-2016, 11:12 AM

Banned for poetry worse than Vogons.

09-30-2016, 02:04 PM	#10782
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12482 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Berries need sunlight and no dangled dingles from stoned pilots of the temple, banned. __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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09-30-2016, 02:10 PM	#10783
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18430 Rep 9,426 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	STP reference is as worn as your knee pads BANNED
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09-30-2016, 02:21 PM	#10784
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6709 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Banned for getting on your knees in the van. __________________ This space for rent.
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09-30-2016, 02:55 PM	#10786
Samurai of 2day Major 2317 Rep 1,259 Posts Drives: '22 X6M/'21 S1Krr Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Everywhere and Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Banned for not manscaping, therefore causing the kids to want to escape from the van __________________ Too smart for my own good...
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09-30-2016, 02:58 PM	#10787
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6709 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Banned for not knowing about his extensive vanscaping. __________________ This space for rent.
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09-30-2016, 03:18 PM	#10788
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18430 Rep 9,426 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	banned for not "doing it for the kids"
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09-30-2016, 03:34 PM	#10790
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34129 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	Banned for spilling the toilet while vanscaping the van driver in the drive-in. __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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09-30-2016, 06:05 PM	#10792
rohitsja MUHAAHAA 236 Rep 610 Posts Drives: 2019 X5 xDrive40i/ 09 E92 335i Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: NC iTrader: (2)	Banned for having to look while giving the D.
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09-30-2016, 06:10 PM	#10793
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6709 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Banned for making eye contact. __________________ This space for rent.
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09-30-2016, 06:58 PM	#10794
1MOREMOD - 11820 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	That's only disallowed in devils 3 way ban
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09-30-2016, 07:33 PM	#10795
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34129 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	Banned for crossing swords with a pen knife. __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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09-30-2016, 08:16 PM	#10797
MKSixer Lieutenant General 34129 Rep 11,637 Posts Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Southeast United States iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 M4 GTS (Allotted) [0.00] 2013 BMW 328d [0.00] 2007 BMW M6 [10.00] 2015 BMW i8 [10.00]	Not knowing knife fight or flight. Banned. __________________ Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond... Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
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09-30-2016, 08:19 PM	#10798
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6709 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Banned for trying to sneak a knife on a flight. __________________ This space for rent.
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10-01-2016, 11:00 AM	#10800
wdb dances with roads 5078 Rep 4,130 Posts Drives: '07 E86, '02 996, '95 Seven Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: the perimeter iTrader: (4)	I'm back from the dead And I sadly just read Another boring buncha bans. So I'm bulk banning y'all... cough ...agans.
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10-01-2016, 11:11 AM	#10801
Dang3r Schmollbraten 12482 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Yadayadayada...BANNED! __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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10-01-2016, 11:12 AM	#10802
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6709 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Banned for poetry worse than Vogons. __________________ This space for rent.
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