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      02-17-2016, 09:09 PM   #1167
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      02-17-2016, 09:32 PM   #1168
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M3 - how tall is your wife?
She's slightly taller than me at about 5'9" I'm short LOL but I would say she's about 6'1" or 6'2" with those heels on.

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      02-25-2016, 07:23 PM   #1169
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      02-25-2016, 08:01 PM   #1170
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      02-25-2016, 08:49 PM   #1171
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not dao-lao-err? Sorry can't write in mandarin.
No idea what you're trying to say lol. I haven't taken Chinese in like three years, so you can't expect me to know much.
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      02-25-2016, 10:19 PM   #1172
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not dao-lao-err? Sorry can't write in mandarin.
No idea what you're trying to say lol. I haven't taken Chinese in like three years, so you can't expect me to know much.
Big dixk lol
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      02-25-2016, 10:25 PM   #1173
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Big dixk lol
Lol. I have three sentences that are drilled into my mind and will never forget..

My (or your) penis is big/small.
I like to eat dog meat.
Teacher, may I use the bathroom? (I drank a lot of water bc creatine, freshman year in HS.)
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      02-26-2016, 03:41 AM   #1174
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      02-26-2016, 05:47 AM   #1175
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Lol. I have three sentences that are drilled into my mind and will never forget..

My (or your) penis is big/small.
I like to eat dog meat.
Teacher, may I use the bathroom? (I drank a lot of water bc creatine, freshman year in HS.)
The mix and match opportunities are endless!
"I like to eat my teacher's big penis in the bathroom!" My personal favorite thing you can say.

Edit: also, is telling that one of the top three sentences learned in this Asian language is "My penis is is small." I wonder what one should make of that.
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What thread?????
Lol the cars and girls thread.
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Lol the cars and girls thread.
Oh that one, thought I was missing an X rated thread for one min!
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I sincerely doubt that YOU have missed an X rated thread.
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I demand more...much more.
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