[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Careful, Lord Axius has a great distaste for the guac. Come on over to the DP and we'll have ourselves a party.

OH, I can BACON for Axius

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Oh, and since you mentioned it, I did a little research and found that it is common to have a plastic coating to the carton inside to make it waterproof. Therefore, you are still exposing your precious milk to plastic.

https://www.crd.bc.ca/service/waste-...artons--paper-

http://earth911.com/food/the-lowdown...-milk-cartons/

http://myplasticfreelife.com/2007/11/hidden-plastic/


I love misery. How are you feeling right now? Ready to take back the offer of dinner?

And it doesn't disturb the taste if a right quality plastic is used, and it is wrapped in carton. Clear plastic is the Canadian (and usa) way of destroying the beauty and purity of milk!

I'm thinking vegan restaurant? I feel like having some cabbage to clean up my colon.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

I can math, even have a degree in mathing.

Plus, I can guacamole, if the overlords are in want (Because they would never NEED anything)

If you can grunt (that's all Finnish me do, saves you from learning the language), please be our leader.

Can I get a lot of dinner invites? I'll even find my clean shirt if your wife is cooking!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

You sir, have just said the magic words. You're hired!!
We hate politicians.

Okay, I'll take it. I'm a sucker for the word sir.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Lups

And it doesn't disturb the taste if a right quality plastic is used, and it is wrapped in carton. Clear plastic is the Canadian (and usa) way of destroying the beauty and purity of milk!

I'm thinking vegan restaurant? I feel like having some cabbage to clean up my colon.

sauté some ground beef with tomato bullion, onions, seranos/jalapenos until brown.
Throw abundant amount of white cabbage into pan, and wilt/mix
scoop onto plate, served with warm corn tortillas as spoons

That's what we had Tuesday night

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Lups

Wait, ambassador of which country and to which setting? You'll soon have trump to try out this tactic and I've tried it for two days now...

As told before, I've trained dogs as my hobby for 15 years or so. I take on dogs and owners with behavioral issues so bad the dogs would get put down if not for my disturbing hobby. Well, my mother bought a puppy four months ago, and she is in deep shit with it. The puppy has developed issues so severe she keeps her locked up in an other building in her property (my fucking property!!!). I've spent four days with the pup, only an hour or two per day with it and the dog is as far as her behavior with me: Really good.

With my mom, she's obnoxious shithead, biter (not the puppy way), she tears up everything and my mom can't even get her to sit.

I completely blew up today, after sending my mother reports (I fucking write her reports on our training sessions!!!) after each of our training session, and she had not bothered to even try simple exercises. She also had not bothered to think how her behavior is different than mine, and use it to get the puppy in her control. I gave her the name of my favorite shelter and told her to do the dog a favor. I suck at being diplomatic.

And I don't even fucking talk to my mother, ever. If my relatives hasn't begged me to help the poor dog, I would've made it to a full 6 months without seeing her mug.

Trust me. I'm not cut out to be a diplomat. I fucking hate idiots.

Maybe not the hero they want, but definitely the hero they need.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

sauté some ground beef with tomato bullion, onions, seranos/jalapenos until brown.
Throw abundant amount of white cabbage into pan, and wilt/mix
scoop onto plate, served with warm corn tortillas as spoons

That's what we had Tuesday night

I. Love. Your. Wife.

I have a memo where I save these. Thanks again my hairy beauty (if Wade's wife reads this, let it be known I only love his long blonde locks and you, the wife. The epic chef of my dreams).

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Maybe not the hero they want, but definitely the hero they need.

I'd appreciate this but since you have more than I have, I can't. Jealousy is a bitch.

And where can I see the nudes you posted to hit 6k before me? Your penis must be longer than the distance in political views between me and most members here!

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'd appreciate this but since you have more than I have, I can't. Jealousy is a bitch.

And where can I see the nudes you posted to hit 6k before me? Your penis must be longer than the distance in political views between me and most members here!

How did this thread start with the conquest of the universe and get threadjacked by Lups fishing for a meal and a threesome?



Part of me wants to be upset about the thread jacking but part of me wants to watch

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

And it doesn't disturb the taste if a right quality plastic is used, and it is wrapped in carton. Clear plastic is the Canadian (and usa) way of destroying the beauty and purity of milk!

I'm thinking vegan restaurant? I feel like having some cabbage to clean up my colon.

That's simply disturbing. Well done, you have certainly taken the image of the 48 yr old slobby, fat man far. You're going the distance as they say.

You'd have to find me (and you won't) and then drag me kicking and screaming before this ever happens.

shoei likes vegans. A delicacy, I'm told.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jpnh

How did this thread start with the conquest of the universe and get threadjacked by Lups fishing for a meal and a threesome?



Part of me wants to be upset about the thread jacking but part of me wants to watch

Dude I've mentioned it here, but I'll be taking over the universe after I get bored of my current duties.

As for threesome, those are too much work. For recipes, we all drop them here everywhere.

I'm sorry, I really didn't see this as a serious effort towards world peace. I'm more open to hit that topic than many others so, please, do take the thread under your wing and guide us.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Lups

Dude I've mentioned it here, but I'll be taking over the universe after I get bored of my current duties.

As for threesome, those are too much work. For recipes, we all drop them here everywhere.

I'm sorry, I really didn't see this as a serious effort towards world peace. I'm more open to hit that topic than many others so, please, do take the thread under your wing and guide us.

I guess there was insufficient humor/sarcasm in my post to hurdle the english<>fnnish language translation

I'll try harder next time

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jpnh

I guess there was insufficient humor/sarcasm in my post to hurdle the english<>fnnish language translation

I'll try harder next time

Please do, though I do admit I've had a shitty day and I'm too tired to understand humor probably.

I apologize for being a bitch.

I pressed the enter around that sentence just so you can print it, cut it out, and put it in your wall. Those words never are uttered by a member of my hairy sex.

(sorry. I must have read you wrong, but after dealing with an idiot, you must understand I now expect that from everyone)

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Lups

I'd appreciate this but since you have more than I have, I can't. Jealousy is a bitch.

And where can I see the nudes you posted to hit 6k before me? Your penis must be longer than the distance in political views between me and most members here!

It is I who am jealous of you. I have always aspired to "complete bat shit crazy" but I just cannot get there. You are indeed an inspiration to us all.

If I missed a threesome opportunity, then I fail. I have a feeling it'd just have been me and Wade sitting in a van waiting and looking for his pants anyway

[Lups]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

It is I who am jealous of you. I have always aspired to "complete bat shit crazy" but I just cannot get there. You are indeed an inspiration to us all.

If I missed a threesome opportunity, then I fail. I have a feeling it'd just have been me and Wade sitting in a van waiting and looking for his pants anyway

Yeah, but I'd be running away with his wife while you're at it, so all is good!

In my favorite thread in bp, we keep bashing heads about politics
we have very different views there, but the thing I love about is that we talk about it. We all agree on politics mattering, no matter what our views are. We don't even try to make people skip sides, we just heatedly and calmly state shit and compare the environments of the countries represented.

Sure, I reply too often with a quick fuck you mother fucker, but as far as I've learned in my 30 years of following politics, that's always the winner.

But seriously. I need to brush up my English if I missed out on two hot males in tight shirts and no shorts here. I bet I could even draw the campaign posters for the candidates with that image alone. It would get the voting % up for sure.

As for bat shit: Don't try to reach my level. Try the more common angry suppressed white man.

Thanks for the laughs Jt

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

As for bat shit: Don't try to reach my level. Try the more common angry suppressed middle-aged white man.

Thanks for the laughs Jt

FTFY - there are differing levels of suppressed anger the white man goes through which are based upon his age at the time. I fixed it so that he has a clear target for which to aim for.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, but I'd be running away with his wife while you're at it, so all is good!

In my favorite thread in bp, we keep bashing heads about politics
we have very different views there, but the thing I love about is that we talk about it. We all agree on politics mattering, no matter what our views are. We don't even try to make people skip sides, we just heatedly and calmly state shit and compare the environments of the countries represented.

Sure, I reply too often with a quick fuck you mother fucker, but as far as I've learned in my 30 years of following politics, that's always the winner.

But seriously. I need to brush up my English if I missed out on two hot males in tight shirts and no shorts here. I bet I could even draw the campaign posters for the candidates with that image alone. It would get the voting % up for sure.

As for bat shit: Don't try to reach my level. Try the more common angry suppressed white man.

Thanks for the laughs Jt

Hahaha. Angry suppressed middle-aged man. I got that shit on lockdown! Thank you for curing me of any delusion that I could attain your level of crazy. I will concede that lofty ground to you!

[MKSixer]

Youse guys are off topic.

This is NOT the stuff 1MOREMOD and Axius are talking about.

Get back on topic or there will be a knock on your door in the next few hours and our, 'welcome wagon' may not be what you're accustomed to dealing with.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

FTFY - there are differing levels of suppressed anger the white man goes through which are based upon his age at the time. I fixed it so that he has a clear target for which to aim for.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Hahaha. Angry suppressed middle-aged man. I got that shit on lockdown! Thank you for curing me of any delusion that I could attain your level of crazy. I will concede that lofty ground to you!

Guys, if I was 48 three years ago according to bp, I'm over the hill now. I'm advancing to senior citizen!

But my chest hair with nachos still look good in the images posted here, so don't be haters!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Youse guys are off topic.

This is NOT the stuff 1MOREMOD and Axius are talking about.

Get back on topic or there will be a knock on your door in the next few hours and our, 'welcome wagon' may not be what you're accustomed to dealing with.

Omg, ax can't be vise president. He promised me an internship in the oval office.

Fix the first post, and there will be cigars and happy endings.

(I'm seriously in to politics too you know!)

[UncleWede]

Lups is offering 3-somes and happy endings to get on the ticket, while she still sneaks off with my wife. All that's missing is the requirement for all Politicos to wear body-cams

#WINNING

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Lups is offering 3-somes and happy endings to get on the ticket, while she still sneaks off with my wife. All that's missing is the requirement for all Politicos to wear body-cams

#WINNING

Dude I love you, and I really would not steal your wife if not for her skills in the kitchen.

So I see it this way: Keep giving me recipes and you can keep the wife. I guarantee you're a better match for her than I would be. Women scare me.

As for cams, I'd go for the jfk marlene Dietrich time.