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      11-30-2015, 03:14 PM   #1409
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that wouldn't stop you from accepting a shoe or boob donation from a married fellow, right?

If i've learned anything from Lups, it's that persistence pays off.

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No. You guys were easy to talk into the pics.

Now I do hope the person who has shared my phone number out to everybody is happy now since the pics ive gotten as texts are far less um, covering.
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      11-30-2015, 03:17 PM   #1410
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that wouldn't stop you from accepting a shoe or boob donation from a married fellow, right?

If i've learned anything from Lups, it's that persistence pays off.

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No. You guys were easy to talk into the pics.

Now I do hope the person who has shared my phone number out to everybody is happy now since the pics ive gotten as texts are far less um, covering.
My work cell phone number is listed on many prostitute ads, especially ones with a big-assed Latina. I feel your pain.
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      11-30-2015, 03:18 PM   #1411
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Lups - little dude looks MAD AS HELL to be out in the real world


No, this wins.
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      11-30-2015, 03:26 PM   #1412
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Fucking Sara now I really want a baby.
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      11-30-2015, 03:28 PM   #1413
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No, this wins.
Haha. I love the pouting faces
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Fucking Sara now I really want a baby.
I wanna be pregnant again.
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      11-30-2015, 03:33 PM   #1416
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Not after you've gone through the question age once. Then you want to rip off all penises just to make sure it will never return
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      11-30-2015, 03:36 PM   #1417
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What is a question age?
Mama Lups teaching little sara the ropes
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Since you didn't quote anyone, I'm gonna assume you were referring to Tonka's post above. In which case, Mr Tonka, please do provide said photo.
Pretty sure biorin is doing a diversionary tactic before the attention swings to the other BP female members...

But I don't understand how we turned this place into a PG-13... it used to be so Disney around these parts...
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What is a question age?
Get back to me in a year in this. I have excellent tips on how to handle it.
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      11-30-2015, 03:44 PM   #1422
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Remember to participate to the secret Santa.
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      11-30-2015, 03:50 PM   #1423
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Pretty sure biorin is doing a diversionary tactic before the attention swings to the other BP female members...

But I don't understand how we turned this place into a PG-13... it used to be so Disney around these parts...
Sorry, it's hard to limit my attention whoring to just the Ask a Girl thread. I'll try to contain myself from now on.
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      11-30-2015, 04:00 PM   #1424
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Fucking Sara now I really want a baby.
Really? I don't think reproduction works that way!

(Punctuation could be your friend)
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Fucking Sara now. I really want a baby.
Skipping one period changes your whole life.
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      11-30-2015, 04:09 PM   #1426
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Really? I don't think reproduction works that way!

(Punctuation could be your friend)
Lups is just really committed to convincing us all that she's actually a man.
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      11-30-2015, 04:16 PM   #1427
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Since you didn't quote anyone, I'm gonna assume you were referring to Tonka's post above. In which case, Mr Tonka, please do provide said photo.
I can't, Shoei and a few others are frightened by the male figure.
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      11-30-2015, 04:20 PM   #1428
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Lups - little dude looks MAD AS HELL to be out in the real world


No, this wins.
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      11-30-2015, 04:57 PM   #1429
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Really? I don't think reproduction works that way!

(Punctuation could be your friend)

Tha ks, you saved me tons of money, I couldn't afford Sara! Thanks again!

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Skipping one period changes your whole life.
Yeah,when I was a young man this happened to me, and damn that is an expensive thingy to miss
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Lups is just really committed to convincing us all that she's actually a man.
Is it working?
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So is not looking for the Norplant
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