1MOREMOD & Axius for President w/MKSixer as Chief of Stuff & C5Driver for Security

jtodd_fl · 09-28-2016, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Lups is offering 3-somes and happy endings to get on the ticket, while she still sneaks off with my wife. All that's missing is the requirement for all Politicos to wear body-cams

#WINNING

Wait... I thought Axius was giving the handies? No? This is confusing.

MKSixer · 09-28-2016, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Omg, ax can't be vise president. He promised me an internship in the oval office.

Fix the first post, and there will be cigars and happy endings.

(I'm seriously in to politics too you know!)

Read the first post, it's a 2 presidents. We have Vice as a cabinet level position. See how that works?

Lups · 09-28-2016, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Read the first post, it's a 2 presidents. We have Vice as a cabinet level position. See how that works?

Dude if you have two presidents, it would require too much lip balm. And, sadly I've met moddie, and he has better taste than the likes of me.

K. Next runners, these two just totally blew it!

Lups · 09-28-2016, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

One would assume this would be the presidential protection vehicle?

And btw, those two slow asses would need a driver. I wouldn't move that thing faster than a white man says thanks in a Mexican restaurant.

(btw, I usually am not this frustrated when I hit the internet at night but I've had a really shitty week and I'm using this as my in for the golden ticket!)

MKSixer · 09-28-2016, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Dude if you have two presidents, it would require too much lip balm. And, sadly I've met moddie, and he has better taste than the likes of me.

K. Next runners, these two just totally blew it!

You're missing the power of team. 1MOREMOD , Axius , C5driver and me represent the greatest hope for 'Murica and the world.

Get behind me unbeliever. We're gonna change the world!!

UncleWede · 09-28-2016, 05:09 PM

"More bacon strips
More bacon strips
More bacon strips"

jtodd_fl · 09-28-2016, 05:10 PM

50 acres and an M and bacon in every pot!

Lups · 09-28-2016, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

You're missing the power of team. 1MOREMOD , Axius , C5driver and me represent the greatest hope for 'Murica and the world.

Get behind me unbeliever. We're gonna change the world!!

Sorry, I know these guys and you.

Moddie is cool, in wa. That is like being educated in finland.

C5 has more guns than the law enforcement in put together in ca. Really doesn't work for the movement, since you have to make changes to be great again!

And poor ax, he's on paper really cool, a kid from Detroit, loooves hockey! But then, he has worked as a pool boy for years. I kid you not, the stories I've read makes even me blush.

You sir try to be cool, but I know for a fact you have very disturbing friends. You don't want that shit out there.

So, I suggest we go for the president election campaign with different names.

We need someone who has a presence, balls, is big enough dog to chew down bones thrown at her.

Biorin is to be it. Vice president could be a man who tolerates us all, and has views in matters that matter to you: ASBSECU E93 (those come in oval shape with him, but that guy truly has the skills to work us all to accept a non ball as a ball)

For the minor roles like secretary of state I want Wades' wife and in supreme court jtodd_fl .

Generals there need some new blood, so I suggest you get Richard Dean Anderson (while looking like sg1 days) to the staff.

Physical education (which will be a secretary) will be handled by TXSTYLE .

Someone's wife threw a fit after reading bp views on food and made her husband comment here that we all should just stfu, she who ever it was will be in charge of health in general.

I'm willing to intern under Biorin, if I must in order to make this work. I go farther to give others hope daily.

Lib text me!

But seriously, we should have a thread for president of bp. I find it hilarious how many of you I respect a lot even when we never agree on anything. Joekerr is a great example.

MKSixer · 09-28-2016, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Sorry, I know these guys and you.

Moddie is cool, in wa. That is like being educated in finland.

C5 has more guns than the law enforcement in put together in ca. Really doesn't work for the movement, since you have to make changes to be great again!

And poor ax, he's on paper really cool, a kid from Detroit, loooves hockey! But then, he has worked as a pool boy for years. I kid you not, the stories I've read makes even me blush.

You sir try to be cool, but I know for a fact you have very disturbing friends. You don't want that shit out there.

So, I suggest we go for the president election campaign with different names.

We need someone who has a presence, balls, is big enough dog to chew down bones thrown at her.

Biorin is to be it. Vice president could be a man who tolerates us all, and has views in matters that matter to you: ASBSECU E93 (those come in oval shape with him, but that guy truly has the skills to work us all to accept a non ball as a ball)

For the minor roles like secretary of state I want Wades' wife and in supreme court jtodd_fl .

Generals there need some new blood, so I suggest you get Richard Dean Anderson (while looking like sg1 days) to the staff.

Physical education (which will be a secretary) will be handled by TXSTYLE .

Someone's wife threw a fit after reading bp views on food and made her husband comment here that we all should just stfu, she who ever it was will be in charge of health in general.

I'm willing to intern under Biorin, if I must in order to make this work. I go farther to give others hope daily.

Lib text me!

But seriously, we should have a thread for presidency of bp. I find it hilarious how many of you I respect a lot even when we never agree on anything. Joekerr is a great example.

Ok. I get it. We can make Biorin Master of Amputations.
As far a courts go, this is a dictatorship, but don't tell anyone.

MKSixer · 09-28-2016, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

50 acres and an M and bacon in every pot!

As an ///M driver...you can be Secretary of Transportation. All roads are to be torn up and remade to FIA Grade 1 track standards.

Lups · 09-28-2016, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Ok. I get it. We can make Biorin Master of Amputations.
As far a courts go, this is a dictatorship, but don't tell anyone.

Noted.

But gimme two years, and I'll take over the universe anyway. Until then I'd prefer less Putin, more fixing.

And you'd have a job there too, under Biorin. You can totally make cookies? That's important!

Meh, we haven't exchanged political views sixer, but I gather we both want things to go forwards. Even my nra member friends fear trump. That's epic.

bimmette · 09-28-2016, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

50 acres and an M and bacon in every pot!

As an ///M driver...you can be Secretary of Transportation. All roads are to be torn up and remade to FIA Grade 1 track standards.

Autobahns everywhere!

Lups · 09-28-2016, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Autobahns everywhere!

Gotta ask: Wouldn't basic driving training work better and for a lot less?

Autobahns work, because you will be killed if you're an idiot. Basic knowledge on how lanes operate is cheaper than building stuff that we kill by being on the wrong lane.

This basic understanding keeps every other state but Ca still. Canada does things right naturally because of manners (naturally)

bimmette · 09-28-2016, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Autobahns everywhere!

Gotta ask: Wouldn't basic driving training work better and for a lot less?

Autobahns work, because you will be killed if you're an idiot. Basic knowledge on how lanes operate is cheaper than building stuff that we kill by being on the wrong lane.

This basic understanding keeps every other state but Ca still. Canada does things right naturally because of manners (naturally)

You're correct. Better driving training plus autobahns.

ASBSECU E93 · 09-28-2016, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Sorry, I know these guys and you.

Moddie is cool, in wa. That is like being educated in finland.

C5 has more guns than the law enforcement in put together in ca. Really doesn't work for the movement, since you have to make changes to be great again!

And poor ax, he's on paper really cool, a kid from Detroit, loooves hockey! But then, he has worked as a pool boy for years. I kid you not, the stories I've read makes even me blush.

You sir try to be cool, but I know for a fact you have very disturbing friends. You don't want that shit out there.

So, I suggest we go for the president election campaign with different names.

We need someone who has a presence, balls, is big enough dog to chew down bones thrown at her.

Biorin is to be it. Vice president could be a man who tolerates us all, and has views in matters that matter to you: ASBSECU E93 (those come in oval shape with him, but that guy truly has the skills to work us all to accept a non ball as a ball)

For the minor roles like secretary of state I want Wades' wife and in supreme court jtodd_fl .

Generals there need some new blood, so I suggest you get Richard Dean Anderson (while looking like sg1 days) to the staff.

Physical education (which will be a secretary) will be handled by TXSTYLE .

Someone's wife threw a fit after reading bp views on food and made her husband comment here that we all should just stfu, she who ever it was will be in charge of health in general.

I'm willing to intern under Biorin, if I must in order to make this work. I go farther to give others hope daily.

Lib text me!

But seriously, we should have a thread for president of bp. I find it hilarious how many of you I respect a lot even when we never agree on anything. Joekerr is a great example.

Kind words....diplomacy has always been my best quality.

Except when I need to but a smaller S/C pulley...

Lups · 09-28-2016, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

You're correct. Better driving training plus autobahns.

I'd take this slowly. For the USA. Canada has autobahns as far as I've driven there.

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Kind words....diplomacy has always been my best quality.

Except when I need to but a smaller S/C pulley...

I may have put it badly.

You and I are long time friends, and we share a trade in a way. As I recall, you've never asked me for tips nor have I from you. (That's not true, actually I said once if you have leads in my field, share.)

My point is, you always stand behind your views. Even in ssott, you say what you believe is needed for the input.

I don't naturally agree in all, but a willow bends in a wind so it won't shed branches. An oak loses some, and grows new ones, and doesn't bend.

I see you as a man who'd see bigger pictures than the news of today

ASAP · 09-28-2016, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Autobahns everywhere!

Solely a recommendation-

Driver training for 3 months before you receive your DL.

A DL costs $1000.

Minimum 18 years of age.

No speed limits on HWY's.

If you crash at a speed of above 80MPH on the HWY, $10K fine.

1 DUI limit, 2nd time license gone... $5K automatic fee as soon as this happens.

I assure you, I would get the economy of this country rockin...

ASBSECU E93 · 09-28-2016, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I'd take this slowly. For the USA. Canada has autobahns as far as I've driven there.

I may have put it badly.

You and I are long time friends, and we share a trade in a way. As I recall, you've never asked me for tips nor have I from you. (That's not true, actually I said once if you have leads in my field, share.)

My point is, you always stand behind your views. Even in ssott, you say what you believe is needed for the input.

I don't naturally agree in all, but a willow bends in a wind so it won't shed branches. An oak loses some, and grows new ones, and doesn't bend.

I see you as a man who'd see bigger pictures than the news of today

Lups · 09-28-2016, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Omg that's such a bad responce. You could've been the vp.

Ask waffles for tips next time.

jtodd_fl · 09-28-2016, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Quote:

Originally Posted by bimmette

Autobahns everywhere!

Gotta ask: Wouldn't basic driving training work better and for a lot less?

Autobahns work, because you will be killed if you're an idiot. Basic knowledge on how lanes operate is cheaper than building stuff that we kill by being on the wrong lane.

This basic understanding keeps every other state but Ca still. Canada does things right naturally because of manners (naturally)

Don't confuse reality with campaign promises. You weren't kidding when you said you weren't a politician. Sheesh.

Biorin · 09-28-2016, 07:56 PM

I agree with my presidential nomination if only because my name is unbeatably patriotic. 'Murica.

18 years old to drive is cruel and unusual punishment. I think it's more of a maturity thing than a years on this earth thing.

Drivers who hog the left lane and move slowly will have something amputated for every infraction.

PoorLurker · 09-28-2016, 08:09 PM

JTODD needs to be in on this.

Easily, one of the most amusing posters.

He brought out Pinky and the Brain which means a lot coming from someone who is from this age bracket.

He relates well with different age brackets. He's also well spoken.

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