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      01-29-2019, 07:58 PM   #20923
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UNLESS, you're disguising the 2 dead hookers in the trunk.

so my friend says . . .
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      01-29-2019, 08:13 PM   #20924
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      01-29-2019, 11:12 PM   #20925
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      01-30-2019, 01:43 AM   #20926
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3 if you know what you're doing. A friend told me...
who knew an E39 was that spacious? shoutout BMW for catering to the bavarian mafia i guess
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      01-30-2019, 06:19 AM   #20927
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UNLESS, you're disguising the 2 dead hookers in the trunk.

so my friend says . . .
A friend will help you move, a real friend will help you move a body.
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      01-30-2019, 09:18 AM   #20928
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And not to be morbid, but those bodies are the size of elementary school kids, even if that were a 69 Cadillac.
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      01-30-2019, 10:02 AM   #20929
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      01-30-2019, 03:47 PM   #20931
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Or he is going to lecture me on Diabetes. Not quite sure how this will play out.






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      01-30-2019, 03:58 PM   #20932
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Or he is going to lecture me on Diabetes. Not quite sure how this will play out.
Let me correct that for you, it is Diabetus

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