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| 10-12-2015, 06:11 AM | #1 |
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My Viagra experience
At the ripe age of 29 I decided to let out the Inner what ever you wanna call it. Anyway, I popped that blue pit bull and 20 mins later I was ready to knock some boots. I call over Sunday she lives close so I'd be ready for her. I won't get into to much, but there was definitely a difference once the rooster cockadooled. It's been a few days since you know. Now hard as a wrench, running for glory, 60 seconds later it was over. what's even more embarrassing is she said her vibrator, that's low on battery would have been a longer date. Moral of the story is if it ain't broke don't fix it. Tonight I lost the fight, but monday is a new day.
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| 10-12-2015, 08:53 AM | #3 |
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Shoulda warmed up before. Plus I hear half a pill is enough for younger guys.
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| 10-12-2015, 09:02 AM | #5 |
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OP, Viagra or Cialis doesn't give you premature ejaculation. I think you were too revved up (pun intended).
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| 10-12-2015, 10:52 AM | #7 |
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lesson of the day ....
so, if there is a next time. do bring extra batteries. |
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| 10-12-2015, 10:53 AM | #8 |
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I'm 49 and still haven't had a pill. If mine isn't working, I know my blood sugar is low and I need a glass of OJ or a soda.
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| 10-12-2015, 11:10 AM | #9 | |
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| 10-12-2015, 11:11 AM | #10 |
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I'm diabetic, insulin dependent. Body is smart enough that if the blood sugar drops, you don't need to be boning away, you need sugar. Conserve what little is left for the big head.
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| 10-12-2015, 11:18 AM | #11 |
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60seconds?!?! I may need to pop one of these to beat my best time by about 30 seconds
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nothing to do with health,fitness,MA or nutrition lol need female comments, tagging the two attention whores: bimmette Sara504 |
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| 10-12-2015, 04:26 PM | #19 |
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Think this thread needs some sex education .
BTW....She knows it ! 
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| 10-13-2015, 01:44 PM | #21 |
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This is very funny... is there any increased rate of premature popping related to Viagra, or is this a one-off?
bimmette is no attention whore. |
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