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      12-09-2015, 01:19 PM   #1
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      12-09-2015, 01:20 PM   #2
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      12-09-2015, 01:22 PM   #3
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      12-09-2015, 01:23 PM   #4
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      12-09-2015, 01:29 PM   #5
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Daddy actually bought me my BMW, and he buys me mods and installs them for me.
so technically it still is dad's bmw... Right?

Horrible troll attempt
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      12-09-2015, 01:33 PM   #6
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      12-09-2015, 02:02 PM   #7
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I'm not in fucking elementary!

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so technically it still is dad's bmw... Right?

Horrible troll attempt
Its title and registration is under my name, so um yeah, it's technically and legally mine.
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      12-09-2015, 02:02 PM   #8
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      12-09-2015, 02:05 PM   #10
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      12-09-2015, 02:43 PM   #11
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      12-09-2015, 03:03 PM   #12
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      12-09-2015, 03:30 PM   #13
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I'm a girl..
your username is a male chinese name though ??
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I wouldn't know, got my name from an online Chinese name generator. I've tried to translate it, but "Sheng Han" still doesn't make sense to me. Rise of the ethnic Han?

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TBH, I browse car parts online instead of looking at toys. My friends tell me to buy a sex toy. What are those for? They just look like long sticks.
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