"Pro" wedding photographer PWND by Judge Joe Brown

UdubBadger · 03-06-2010, 01:41 AM

Someone posted this up over on Autophotog.com and I thought it was hilarious. Joe Brown seems to know a bit more about photography then the "pro" does.

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My favorite part was:

Photog: "we also have a 70-300 too"
JJB: "and what speed is that?"
Photog: "I don't know..."

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME RIGHT? hahaha.

Inspired · 03-06-2010, 02:09 AM

$2500..wow..

scollins · 03-06-2010, 04:12 AM

OH THE NOES!!1!!! Joe Brown knows about photography and equipment! As soon as he said "where is your 28-70?" I knew they were toast.

TWiTCHY · 03-06-2010, 04:34 AM

Lol....that was great

derekL · 03-06-2010, 05:26 AM

HAHA pretty awesome when he knew exactly what to use! but so sad... i have a xti with a 18-55mm...

35 f2.0 on the WAYYYYYY

lambtron · 03-06-2010, 07:03 AM

JJB: "What f/stop did you use?"
photog: "We used a tripod."

ROFL

UdubBadger · 03-06-2010, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derekL

HAHA pretty awesome when he knew exactly what to use! but so sad... i have a xti with a 18-55mm...

35 f2.0 on the WAYYYYYY

haha yeah but you don't shoot weddings for thousands of dollars and claim to be a pro do you?

bosstones · 03-06-2010, 12:11 PM

I knew it was done the moment she said "18-55mm". wow....

TL · 03-06-2010, 02:08 PM

haha....18-55mm kit lens and call yourself a pro...that would mean anyone can walk into Walmart/Costco and get a DSLR kit and be a pro photog

Mk23 · 03-06-2010, 02:16 PM

Wow, that was awesome. So cool that the judge knows photography.

iBoost · 03-06-2010, 03:01 PM

WOW

she got pwned!!

1013mm · 03-06-2010, 03:13 PM

dude she was nice enough to consider payment of at least $300 stupid photogs LOL

UdubBadger · 03-06-2010, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jzhang

dude she was nice enough to consider payment of at least $300 stupid photogs LOL

seriously.

I mean what a case of some greedy ass bitches who have no business calling them selves photogs... let alone "pros".

I woulda done twice as good of a job as they did and only charged 1/2 the price.

radiantm3 · 03-06-2010, 04:13 PM

You know what they say these days. If you own a DSLR, you are a pro photog.

ibeclueless · 03-06-2010, 06:53 PM

the judge sure knows his stuff

- Paul - · 03-07-2010, 05:59 AM

Love it.

rodi · 03-08-2010, 10:30 AM

nice.

anthony @ eas · 03-08-2010, 01:54 PM

Haha, that's too good.

sole cal · 03-08-2010, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bosstones

I knew it was done the moment she said "18-55mm". wow....

yupp

c0nstant · 03-08-2010, 09:19 PM

that was so nice to watch oh man

jpsum · 03-09-2010, 03:57 PM

"where is your 1D, 5D or 7D???" haha

Stanky19 · 03-10-2010, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpsum

"where is your 1D, 5D or 7D???" haha

hahaha

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