[Irish-Texan]

U.K. thread going/gone viral.
Tool theft posted on forum, thief replies and then the fun begins!!!
If you have some time to spare for an entertaining read.
http://www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=429641

[Nate4641]

441,639 views....DAMN!

I got to page 13 and had to stop. I was hoping he would come back to try to fight it, at least make it entertaining.

[kevinbahnz]

I'm on the 5th page and damm i thought we Americans use a lot of slangs. lolz

[ybbiz34]

Originally Posted by kevinbahnz

I'm on the 5th page and damm i thought we Americans use a lot of slangs. lolz

This.

I was asking myself - is this in English?

[Inspired]

They cut the door open with a giant can opener and took everything, about 50 grands worth, bar the toolboxes,..... Too heavy to carry....

Rang the rozzers, not expecting much, they told him to come down to the station, which he did, not expecting much, whereupon all his tools were there

The cops had arrested the scumbags at 3 in the morning, just didn't know who the kit belonged to!

So, just this once, fair play to the police!

Can't even understand half of that...

[Irish-Texan]

"Chav-speak" is indeed a challenging derivative of the English language!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Inspired

Can't even understand half of that...

Haha, watching Top Gear has helped!

They cut the door open with a giant can opener and took everything, about 50 grands ($50,000) worth, bar (Except) the toolboxes,..... Too heavy to carry....

Rang (Called) the rozzers, (Police) not expecting much, they told him to come down to the station, which he did, not expecting much, whereupon all his tools were there

The cops had arrested the scumbags (Perpetrators) at 3 in the morning, (3am) just didn't know who the kit (goods, in this case tools) belonged to!

So, just this once, fair play (Good job) to the police!

[KingOfJericho]

And now for the crinimal's side:

well it wont (wasn't) a giant tin (can) opener used(,) it was a recking (wrecking) bar (.)dissconected battery wot (what) a **** alarm system well might of (have) got (been) caught 3 in the morning by the feds (police) but if i dint (didn't) see the fedi (police I) would of (have) been the new snap on tool man in town (,) worth the 2 months prison sentance (sentence) did it standing on my head(.) best bit about it when the police open (opened) up my van doors (,) the tools fell on ther feet(.)

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lute

Please, that criminal is borderline illiterate. So cannot judge by this. They were commenting how bad this robber's English was on the thread, I think somone confirmed he never finished middle school.

E's a proper baddie.