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      11-27-2007, 12:04 AM   #1
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Would You, for A Billion Dollars....

suck a person's wiener and everyone in the United States knew you because you sucked a wiener?
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      11-27-2007, 12:05 AM   #2
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      11-27-2007, 12:07 AM   #3
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Did you just get a billion dollars and are now forced to go forum to forum letting us know how?
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      11-27-2007, 12:08 AM   #4
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$1 billion? lol im sure there are plenty of women who would do it for free
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I would, and I'd even swallow for an additional billion.

Then I would use my 2 billion dollars and finance a kick ass army and bring great bodily harm to everyone that made fun of me for doing the deed.
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I would, and I'd even swallow for an additional billion.

Then I would use my 2 billion dollars and finance a kick ass army and bring great bodily harm to everyone that made fun of me for doing the deed.
thats pretty gay that you thought of that part yourself
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      11-27-2007, 12:22 AM   #9
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you're fucking weird. that is all.
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      11-27-2007, 12:22 AM   #10
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thats pretty gay that you thought of that part yourself
Shit for a billion dollars I could hire a lot of female hookers and make myself believe I'm still hetero
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op didn't say if you would get any std's from it. I think OP wants to enter a hot dog eating contest...
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Of course.
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I would, and I'd even swallow for an additional billion.

Then I would use my 2 billion dollars and finance a kick ass army and bring great bodily harm to everyone that made fun of me for doing the deed.
wouldnt it just be easier to not suck and not spend all the 2 billion on an army? i'm just saying...
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op didn't say if you would get any std's from it. I think OP wants to enter a hot dog eating contest...
did kobayashi get fatter?? hmm..
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you're fucking weird. that is all.
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lololol.... For 1 billion $$$ !!!!
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      11-27-2007, 07:00 AM   #16
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I would, and I'd even swallow for an additional billion.

Then I would use my 2 billion dollars and finance a kick ass army and bring great bodily harm to everyone that made fun of me for doing the deed.
ehh. fuck... ahh. FUCK. ok.

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suck a person's wiener and everyone in the United States knew you because you sucked a wiener?
I had a feeling that's what this thead would be about before I even opened it.
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      11-27-2007, 07:42 PM   #18
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i always wanted to try new things

and with this kind of tip OF COURSE!




















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show me the money!!!
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      11-27-2007, 09:00 PM   #20
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This is one of those questions where you always answer No no matter what.

Because the situation is hypothetical and would never happen, you can answer No whether or not you would actually do it. If you admit you would do it for a million dollars, you look gay, and since theres no way the situation would ever occur, saying no is an easy way out.

SO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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      11-27-2007, 09:39 PM   #22
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Fuck no, u can't put a price on my dignity
Incorrect. Un billion is worth it. You would get over it.
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