The Legendary Threads, thread

SchlauCow · 07-31-2011, 11:43 AM

Need to kill time? This thread is dedicated to those 50+ page threads that just get burned into internet fame, forever. Most of these threads start out unassuming and usually start out as legitimate requests or gripes, then they invariably morph into the world's greatest road house side shows. I will post a few that I've seen, but if you know of any, please post them here!

We'll start with a classic, member 'lanketer' of the Misc ******* forums asks members to remove the red eye in his photo. What ensued was a deluge of Photoshops worthy of the Louvre: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=124653191

Next, we have 'forever lsu30' of the TigerDroppings board, who simply wanted assistance with some touch-up work for his professional and elegant mother. What happened next was perhaps predictable, but certainly worthy of perusal. In the famous and ephemeral words of ancillary Matrix character Switch, "not like this." http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p...te-please.aspx

We move to the ShaggyBevo forums, where poster 'texdude2006' expresses visceral disgust towards particular tributes to sports greatness: shiny, poorly-built statues that look more like 19th century blackface actors, blow-up sex dolls, and beleaguered Asian men. You'll also see some of the finest and most comedic .gif animations: http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/show...s-behind-Co-op

Echo M3 · 07-31-2011, 11:48 AM

I'll just add to that the "worst possible date ever" thread from bodybuilding. No explanation necessary, it will ruin the story.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120921191

Express · 07-31-2011, 11:49 AM

my feelings for you, have always been reallllll

ErvGotti · 07-31-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by pman10

I'll just add to that the "worst possible date ever" thread from bodybuilding. No explanation necessary, it will ruin the story.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120921191

That was one of the funniest stories I've ever read.

SchlauCow · 08-22-2011, 09:41 PM

I'm going to revive this thread (in vain), and post this one:

http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com...oldnews6/post/

solefald · 08-22-2011, 09:44 PM

where the fuck is the "car and girlfriend" thread?

TK-421 · 08-22-2011, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by solefald

where the fuck is the "car and girlfriend" thread?

+1 i thought that would've been in the OP for sure but turns out it was deleted... and so were all the epic .gifs that were in it

solefald · 08-22-2011, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TK-421

+1 i thought that would've been in the OP for sure but turns out it was deleted... and so were all the epic .gifs that were in it

internets to the rescue

http://ohinternet.com/Got_my_girlfri...del_for_my_car
http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/11/...poses-for-car/

UncleWede · 08-23-2011, 12:15 PM

^ It's like that scab you know is going to bleed if you pick it, but you do anyways . . .

NYCGP · 08-23-2011, 12:22 PM

A thread like this is made every 6 months...

whip_lash · 08-23-2011, 02:43 PM

Wheres the thread of the pic this guy took of a fat black chick on the back of a bike with her ass showing?

07-31-2011, 11:43 AM	#1
SchlauCow ****** 145 Rep 337 Posts Drives: Honda M6 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Radiance iTrader: (4)	The Legendary Threads, thread Need to kill time? This thread is dedicated to those 50+ page threads that just get burned into internet fame, forever. Most of these threads start out unassuming and usually start out as legitimate requests or gripes, then they invariably morph into the world's greatest road house side shows. I will post a few that I've seen, but if you know of any, please post them here! We'll start with a classic, member 'lanketer' of the Misc ******* forums asks members to remove the red eye in his photo. What ensued was a deluge of Photoshops worthy of the Louvre: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=124653191 Next, we have 'forever lsu30' of the TigerDroppings board, who simply wanted assistance with some touch-up work for his professional and elegant mother. What happened next was perhaps predictable, but certainly worthy of perusal. In the famous and ephemeral words of ancillary Matrix character Switch, "not like this." http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/p...te-please.aspx We move to the ShaggyBevo forums, where poster 'texdude2006' expresses visceral disgust towards particular tributes to sports greatness: shiny, poorly-built statues that look more like 19th century blackface actors, blow-up sex dolls, and beleaguered Asian men. You'll also see some of the finest and most comedic .gif animations: http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/show...s-behind-Co-op __________________ You will never be as complex as the strand of hair sitting on top of your head.
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Echo M3 Major 126 Rep 1,432 Posts Drives: E90 M3 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: NY iTrader: (0)	I'll just add to that the "worst possible date ever" thread from bodybuilding. No explanation necessary, it will ruin the story. http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120921191
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SchlauCow ****** 145 Rep 337 Posts Drives: Honda M6 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Radiance iTrader: (4)	I'm going to revive this thread (in vain), and post this one: http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com...oldnews6/post/ __________________ You will never be as complex as the strand of hair sitting on top of your head.
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solefald Nigerian Prince 396 Rep 2,180 Posts Drives: '11 F25 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: San Diego, CA iTrader: (2) Garage List '11 BMW F25 [0.00]	where the fuck is the "car and girlfriend" thread? __________________ http://soundcloud.com/djtchort
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NYCGP WTF are you looking at? 255 Rep 1,560 Posts Drives: Bandwagon Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Jungle iTrader: (0)	A thread like this is made every 6 months... __________________ "It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not." -André Gide
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whip_lash Lieutenant 16 Rep 446 Posts Drives: '15 M3 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Toronto iTrader: (3)	Wheres the thread of the pic this guy took of a fat black chick on the back of a bike with her ass showing?
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