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      09-28-2011, 11:22 PM   #1
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hey everyone lets all together tell a story of life. I will start and everyone add on to it. k


Sally was walking down the street and suddenly storm clouds began forming, and the sky became dark, so she grabbed her jacket. as she was putting it on, someone called her name and said...
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      09-28-2011, 11:26 PM   #2
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hey everyone lets all together tell a story of life. I will start and everyone add on to it. k


Sally was walking down the street and suddenly storm clouds began forming, and the sky became dark, so she grabbed her jacket. as she was putting it on, someone called her name and said...
Hey Sally, there is a thread on E90post about you that really sucks!
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      09-28-2011, 11:29 PM   #4
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      09-28-2011, 11:34 PM   #6
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      09-28-2011, 11:35 PM   #7
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Sally was walking down the street and suddenly storm clouds began forming, and the sky became dark, so she grabbed her jacket. as she was putting it on, someone called her name and said...
Bitch who let you out? Now get your ass back in here and make me a sammich.
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Bitch who let you out? Now get your ass back in here and make me a sammich.
In her unprecedented rage by this comment, ,... she pulled out the gun she was hiding in her , and she . The end.
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      09-29-2011, 01:17 AM   #9
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In her unprecedented rage by this comment, ,... she pulled out the gun she was hiding in her , and she . The end.
good riddance, that bastard was cheating on her anyways
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      09-29-2011, 03:13 AM   #10
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hey everyone lets all together tell a story of life. I will start and everyone add on to it. k


Sally was walking down the street and suddenly storm clouds began forming, and the sky became dark, so she grabbed her jacket. as she was putting it on, someone called her name and said...
Damn sally u have a nice mtech ass
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      09-29-2011, 06:11 AM   #11
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Damn sally u have a nice mtech ass
Pinocchio, its you! said sally

sally and pinocchio went to a motel and when he starts to lick her pu**y sally screams: lie to me! lie to me!
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      09-29-2011, 08:13 AM   #12
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