Cause/Effect Thread

Uber V8 · 10-17-2011, 02:15 PM

"Every time {A} happens {B} happens"

Every time a man cheats on a good woman, somewhere in the world a little boy hits a jump shot.

Sara · 10-17-2011, 03:33 PM

HEY!

infinitekidM2C · 10-17-2011, 03:43 PM

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Uber V8 · 10-17-2011, 03:44 PM

Every time a HPFP goes out, somebody turns on their Xbox 360.

lopealle · 10-17-2011, 03:51 PM

Every time I get up to use the the bathroom in a nice restaurant some old person ask me if I work there

jpsum · 10-17-2011, 04:00 PM

Every time I go to bed with itchy butthole, I wake up with smelly fingers.

Jerzguju · 10-17-2011, 05:20 PM

Every time I'm single, only one girl wants to screw me

Every time I'm in something serious, five girls want to screw me

VinnieAces · 10-17-2011, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jerzguju

Every time I'm single, only one girl wants to screw me

Every time I'm in something serious, five girls want to screw me

so true

Gregxi · 10-17-2011, 05:40 PM

Every time I try to take a quick piss
I end up dribbling some on my pants

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lopealle Resident Black Guy 280 Rep 2,302 Posts Drives: Lion Join Date: May 2009 Location: Federal Way, WA iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 M5 [10.00]	Every time I get up to use the the bathroom in a nice restaurant some old person ask me if I work there
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Jerzguju New Member 2 Rep 17 Posts Drives: 328xi Join Date: May 2010 Location: Northern NJ iTrader: (0)	Every time I'm single, only one girl wants to screw me Every time I'm in something serious, five girls want to screw me
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