07-23-2007, 06:47 PM | #1 |
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Need a laugh? (mildly inappropriate)
Just a short joke since everyone can use a laugh once in a while.
The Jacksonville zoo finaly received a female gorilla last week but she has become extremely aggressive and hostile towards guests and zookeepers alike. Finally the zookeepers talk to their vet and express their growing concern. The vet replies that the female gorilla is in heat and her behavior will only get worse unless she is "relieved." The zookeepers are distraught since it took 9 months to locate and acquire this female gorilla. The zookeepers decide to pitch the idea to one of their exhibit cleaners Billy. Billy isn't too smart but the ladies sure seem to like him so the zookeepers pitch him the idea. "What do you say Billy, will you do it for $500?" After a few minutes Billy says "ok, but I have three conditions." The zookeepers are thrilled and ask what the conditions are. "First: I won't kiss her on the lips, it's too personal. Second: If there are any kids they have to be raised Southern Baptist. And Third: You have to give me a couple of days to come up with $500." |
07-23-2007, 07:11 PM | #9 |
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the last condition really cracked me up! lol
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07-23-2007, 07:58 PM | #10 |
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Well, that's the hook line for the entire joke, if that one doesn't make sure you laugh, then the entire joke is worthless
P.S. Pretty good one
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