Impressions Between the Sexes

SoYank · 07-24-2007, 01:48 PM

How to impress as woman:

Compliment her...
Cuddle her...
Kiss her...
Love her...
Stroke her...
Tease her...
Comfort her...
Protect her...
Hug her...
Hold her...
Spend money on her...
Wine and dine her...
Buy things for her...
Listen to her...
Care for her...
Stand by her...
Support her...
Go to the ends of the earth for her...

How to impress a man:

Show up naked...
Bring beer...

Josh49 · 07-24-2007, 01:52 PM

Man some guys are so picky..

Just showing up naked is good enough for me!!

UncleWede · 07-24-2007, 10:54 PM

Yeah, no need for beer if you forget the clothes

doc1911 · 07-27-2007, 08:55 PM

With some chicks the beer might be required for you to want her clothes off.

e90owner1 · 07-28-2007, 10:20 AM

im set with either of those.

wuufer001 · 09-20-2007, 02:02 PM

she can forget both of them and i won't be mad

OhhaiAlex · 09-24-2007, 06:51 AM

haha I think its true for most women

Big Windy · 10-21-2007, 07:40 AM

beer

TurboFan · 10-21-2007, 10:46 PM

Beer? Who needs beer?
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Wow. They don't brew enough beer....
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07-24-2007, 01:48 PM	#1
SoYank Major General 582 Rep 7,519 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i MT Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vinton, Virginia iTrader: (1) Garage List 2009 BMW E90 335i S ... [9.00]	Impressions Between the Sexes How to impress as woman: Compliment her... Cuddle her... Kiss her... Love her... Stroke her... Tease her... Comfort her... Protect her... Hug her... Hold her... Spend money on her... Wine and dine her... Buy things for her... Listen to her... Care for her... Stand by her... Support her... Go to the ends of the earth for her... How to impress a man: Show up naked... Bring beer... __________________ **2009 E90 335i Montego Blue · Black Leather · Burl Walnut · 6MT · US Spec** SatNav • ZPP • ZCW • 6FL • TPMS • iDrive • PDC • HWS • Xenons • BMW Assist • Power Rear Sunshade • Logic 7 European Taillights • Rear Foglamp • OEM Alarm • PicoTray • DataToys XM-DVR • Multi-view Processor Quaife ATB LSD • Short Shift Knob • Hartge Anti-Roll Bars • AP Racing Front Brakes • 19" Style 269
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07-24-2007, 01:52 PM	#2
Josh49 Major General 254 Rep 6,664 Posts Drives: E90 325xi Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Boston, MA iTrader: (33)	Man some guys are so picky.. Just showing up naked is good enough for me!! __________________ E90 325XI, MYSTIC BLUE ON BLACK/ALUM, STEP, NAV, PDC, CWP, XENON, SIRIUS, ALARM, MUD GUARDS, CLEARBRA, CHROME GRILLS AND TIPS, VALENTINE 1 (HARDWIRED), HO CERAMIC 40%, 161'S, REAR FOG MOD, LUX 4.0, BLACKLINES, OEM PEDALS, MTEC FOGS, GRUPPE-M REP INTAKE. 156'S AND RUBBER MATS FOR THE WINTER.
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07-24-2007, 10:54 PM	#3
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18452 Rep 9,428 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Yeah, no need for beer if you forget the clothes
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07-27-2007, 08:55 PM	#4
doc1911 First Lieutenant 50 Rep 361 Posts Drives: Sold my 335i and looking Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pinehurst, NC iTrader: (0)	With some chicks the beer might be required for you to want her clothes off.
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07-28-2007, 10:20 AM	#5
e90owner1 Private First Class 28 Rep 175 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: candyland iTrader: (2)	im set with either of those.
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09-20-2007, 02:02 PM	#6
wuufer001 Colonel 403 Rep 2,348 Posts Drives: 2006 E90 M/T Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: DFW, TX//Taiwan//South Africa iTrader: (5) Garage List 2006 325i [9.34]	she can forget both of them and i won't be mad __________________
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09-24-2007, 06:51 AM	#7
OhhaiAlex Oh hai :) 50 Rep 3,880 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Santa Clara iTrader: (0)	haha I think its true for most women __________________
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10-21-2007, 07:40 AM	#8
Big Windy Major General 153 Rep 5,123 Posts Drives: None Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (0)	beer
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10-21-2007, 10:46 PM	#9
TurboFan Ski bum 327 Rep 6,198 Posts Drives: sideways Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Knee deep in the pow iTrader: (8)	Beer? Who needs beer? Wow. They don't brew enough beer.... __________________ 1999 e46 328i Ti Silver / Black[retired] 2007 e90 335xi Jet Black / Black[retired] 2011 e70 X5 35d Vermillion Red / Cinnamon 2011 e92 M3 LeMans / Fox Red extended
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