Run in with a douche 650

zetaxi165 · 11-09-2007, 01:22 AM

Despite the many issues I have with the car, I took it out last night.

Me and the woman headed out to a restaurant by some water for dinner. This restaurant is located in a complex with a lot of bars and clubs. The road to the restaurant is the main cruising strip of Dubai - now heavily patroled by the cops.

So after the dinner, we leave the parking lot and have a black 650 pull up next to me next to the lot's stop light. My mirrors are folded up. The 650 has 3 obviously drunk arab teens (definitely daddy's car) in it. One of them starts pointing and I am like what happened dude? And he mentioned my mirrors are folded.

I thanked him and told him that they will come down at 40km/h.... all cool. He then goes onto refute me saying no BMW mirrors come down at 120.... wtf.

I then tell him that I know my car, and maybe his car was an older model. His reply was - yours is just a 3 series, this is a 2007 650. Anyway the light turns green and we head onto the Beach road.

Then the idiots start trying to bait me. Revving, cutting into my lane, slowing down, flashing his lights, passing nasty comments.

I don't take the bait - thanks to some sense prevailing in me for once, and the woman telling me very sternly to not mess these kids.

This continues for about 5 miles, and as the traffic builds up the douchebags make more and more risky moves. Finally, at a traffic light, they are forced to get onto the sidewalk (at over 60km/h) to avoid hitting another car.

His tires are ruined. And there were cops nearby who then proceeded to arrest them for drunk driving (I had pulled over at the gas station - near the scene).

Friggin kids in daddy's toys.

Anyway, the 650 is not that fast. I thought my "just a 3 series" could have hung with it. (am expecting to be flamed now). But the 6 is still a sweet car and if I had the cash would have much rather had that (the 650 cost $100K here in Dubai).

Anyway, my biatch is going in to the dealer next week and am gonna fight to get it replaced with a new one.

Year's_End · 11-09-2007, 01:58 AM

lol, good judgement on your part. Funny thing is, if the 650 had 3 kids in it, I think you might've hung with him.

wesley_willis · 11-09-2007, 02:00 AM

wouldnt the 335 be able to hang with it anyway? or only when modded?

Leesi · 11-09-2007, 02:01 AM

Whya are you getting new car? I thought you love your 'just 3 series'

Year's_End · 11-09-2007, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by wesley_willis

wouldnt the 335 be able to hang with it anyway? or only when modded?

It'd definitely hand with a 645...dunno bout the 6er's with the 4.8L V8's though.

lkn · 11-09-2007, 02:49 AM

At least he got what he deserved.

Excellence · 11-09-2007, 02:50 AM

Haha Dubai has a whole load of posers there. I heard theres kids as young as 16 driving Ferrari cause their dads are "prince of oil". What a bunch of a-wholes.

DBville · 11-09-2007, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Excellence

Haha Dubai has a whole load of posers there. I heard theres kids as young as 16 driving Ferrari cause their dads are "prince of oil". What a bunch of a-wholes.

And they don't have any body like that in Toronto?

phantom330 · 11-09-2007, 09:38 AM

I've driven a 650 pretty hard before, and I think the 335 would take it rather easily, at least at lower speeds. On the highway it would probably be a different story.

undecided · 11-09-2007, 09:50 AM

And that it's actually faster on the Highway from 50-70mph. Doesn't that imply that the lighter 335i would kill the 650i/550i except for Top End?

zetaxi165 · 11-09-2007, 10:24 AM

I do love my 335. But am having ridiculous number of problems with it. Its a lemon but there are no lemon laws in dubai so have to fight it out with the dealer.

raceyBMW · 11-09-2007, 12:22 PM

I actually took it up against a 650 on the highway here in the early morning hours (read no cars on the highway). Was cruising at about 65 when he pulls up next to me in a black 650, and he wanted to go. Since it was straight, and no cars I took it up with him. We both had a good launch from 65, and by the time I hit 130 I was about 2-3 car lengths ahead of him. I was actually surprised that the 335 could take him like that, with him having 360hp/360tq and only about 250lbs heavier.

I wonder if I were to run one at sea level if the results would be the same...I am kinda doubting it.

He was all smiling and gave me a thumbs up at the end, so was cool.

jlspeed29 · 11-09-2007, 01:00 PM

geezz thats wild!

do people in that place seriously just drive all crazy like that?
OMG? let them try that here in the states...wow!

ALPINE6SPD · 11-09-2007, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by zetaxi165

Despite the many issues I have with the car, I took it out last night.

Me and the woman headed out to a restaurant by some water for dinner. This restaurant is located in a complex with a lot of bars and clubs. The road to the restaurant is the main cruising strip of Dubai - now heavily patroled by the cops.

So after the dinner, we leave the parking lot and have a black 650 pull up next to me next to the lot's stop light. My mirrors are folded up. The 650 has 3 obviously drunk arab teens (definitely daddy's car) in it. One of them starts pointing and I am like what happened dude? And he mentioned my mirrors are folded.

I thanked him and told him that they will come down at 40km/h.... all cool. He then goes onto refute me saying no BMW mirrors come down at 120.... wtf.

I then tell him that I know my car, and maybe his car was an older model. His reply was - yours is just a 3 series, this is a 2007 650. Anyway the light turns green and we head onto the Beach road.

Then the idiots start trying to bait me. Revving, cutting into my lane, slowing down, flashing his lights, passing nasty comments.

I don't take the bait - thanks to some sense prevailing in me for once, and the woman telling me very sternly to not mess these kids.

This continues for about 5 miles, and as the traffic builds up the douchebags make more and more risky moves. Finally, at a traffic light, they are forced to get onto the sidewalk (at over 60km/h) to avoid hitting another car.

His tires are ruined. And there were cops nearby who then proceeded to arrest them for drunk driving (I had pulled over at the gas station - near the scene).

Friggin kids in daddy's toys.

Anyway, the 650 is not that fast. I thought my "just a 3 series" could have hung with it. (am expecting to be flamed now). But the 6 is still a sweet car and if I had the cash would have much rather had that (the 650 cost $100K here in Dubai).

Anyway, my biatch is going in to the dealer next week and am gonna fight to get it replaced with a new one.

YOU WIN
great job

ik999 · 11-09-2007, 11:04 PM

nice job

must have been sweet to watch

ThePrinzeofcatz · 11-10-2007, 09:31 AM

drunk kids got pwned

shimshimhada · 11-10-2007, 09:37 AM

Nice kill, I hate tools like that.

herbz · 11-10-2007, 01:55 PM

great story

too bad he didn't hit a tree and kill himself and his 3 friends.

11-09-2007, 01:22 AM	#1
zetaxi165 Second Lieutenant 46 Rep 295 Posts Drives: '07 e92 335, TiAg Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dubai, UAE iTrader: (0)	Run in with a douche 650 Despite the many issues I have with the car, I took it out last night. Me and the woman headed out to a restaurant by some water for dinner. This restaurant is located in a complex with a lot of bars and clubs. The road to the restaurant is the main cruising strip of Dubai - now heavily patroled by the cops. So after the dinner, we leave the parking lot and have a black 650 pull up next to me next to the lot's stop light. My mirrors are folded up. The 650 has 3 obviously drunk arab teens (definitely daddy's car) in it. One of them starts pointing and I am like what happened dude? And he mentioned my mirrors are folded. I thanked him and told him that they will come down at 40km/h.... all cool. He then goes onto refute me saying no BMW mirrors come down at 120.... wtf. I then tell him that I know my car, and maybe his car was an older model. His reply was - yours is just a 3 series, this is a 2007 650. Anyway the light turns green and we head onto the Beach road. Then the idiots start trying to bait me. Revving, cutting into my lane, slowing down, flashing his lights, passing nasty comments. I don't take the bait - thanks to some sense prevailing in me for once, and the woman telling me very sternly to not mess these kids. This continues for about 5 miles, and as the traffic builds up the douchebags make more and more risky moves. Finally, at a traffic light, they are forced to get onto the sidewalk (at over 60km/h) to avoid hitting another car. His tires are ruined. And there were cops nearby who then proceeded to arrest them for drunk driving (I had pulled over at the gas station - near the scene). Friggin kids in daddy's toys. Anyway, the 650 is not that fast. I thought my "just a 3 series" could have hung with it. (am expecting to be flamed now). But the 6 is still a sweet car and if I had the cash would have much rather had that (the 650 cost $100K here in Dubai). Anyway, my biatch is going in to the dealer next week and am gonna fight to get it replaced with a new one.
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11-09-2007, 01:58 AM	#2
Year's_End Lieutenant General 1230 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	lol, good judgement on your part. Funny thing is, if the 650 had 3 kids in it, I think you might've hung with him. __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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11-09-2007, 02:00 AM	#3
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11-09-2007, 02:01 AM	#4
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11-09-2007, 02:49 AM	#6
lkn Lieutenant Colonel 23 Rep 1,549 Posts Drives: 335i Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Orange County iTrader: (4)	At least he got what he deserved.
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11-09-2007, 02:50 AM	#7
Excellence G-STAR 207 Rep 1,897 Posts Drives: E90 to A5 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Richmond, BC iTrader: (0)	Haha Dubai has a whole load of posers there. I heard theres kids as young as 16 driving Ferrari cause their dads are "prince of oil". What a bunch of a-wholes.
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11-09-2007, 09:38 AM	#9
phantom330 Captain 18 Rep 892 Posts Drives: e93 335i Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: OH iTrader: (0)	I've driven a 650 pretty hard before, and I think the 335 would take it rather easily, at least at lower speeds. On the highway it would probably be a different story.
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11-09-2007, 09:50 AM	#10
undecided Captain 87 Rep 985 Posts Drives: 08 M5 Sapphire Black Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: CT iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 335xi SOLD!!!! ... [0.00] 2008 M5 [0.00]	In the latest Car&Driver they say the 535i hangs with 550i And that it's actually faster on the Highway from 50-70mph. Doesn't that imply that the lighter 335i would kill the 650i/550i except for Top End?
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11-09-2007, 10:24 AM	#11
zetaxi165 Second Lieutenant 46 Rep 295 Posts Drives: '07 e92 335, TiAg Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Dubai, UAE iTrader: (0)	I do love my 335. But am having ridiculous number of problems with it. Its a lemon but there are no lemon laws in dubai so have to fight it out with the dealer.
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11-09-2007, 12:22 PM	#12
raceyBMW king of the hills 112 Rep 2,923 Posts Drives: 2011 M3 w/ESS55, 2001 540i/6 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Arvada, CO iTrader: (1) Garage List 2001 BMW 540i/6 [8.17] 1994 530i [9.00] 2007 335i Coupe [8.37]	I actually took it up against a 650 on the highway here in the early morning hours (read no cars on the highway). Was cruising at about 65 when he pulls up next to me in a black 650, and he wanted to go. Since it was straight, and no cars I took it up with him. We both had a good launch from 65, and by the time I hit 130 I was about 2-3 car lengths ahead of him. I was actually surprised that the 335 could take him like that, with him having 360hp/360tq and only about 250lbs heavier. I wonder if I were to run one at sea level if the results would be the same...I am kinda doubting it. He was all smiling and gave me a thumbs up at the end, so was cool.
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11-09-2007, 01:00 PM	#13
jlspeed29 Major 510 Rep 1,389 Posts Drives: F80 SO ZCP CCB Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Somewhere along PCH... iTrader: (0) Garage List 2008 335 coupe [8.00]	geezz thats wild! do people in that place seriously just drive all crazy like that? OMG? let them try that here in the states...wow! __________________ A fisherman always sees another fisherman from afar
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11-09-2007, 11:04 PM	#15
ik999 Lieutenant 25 Rep 497 Posts Drives: e90 335i f32 435xi Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: gta iTrader: (0)	nice job must have been sweet to watch
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11-10-2007, 09:31 AM	#16
ThePrinzeofcatz Captain 50 Rep 642 Posts Drives: e92 335i MT Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: South Florida iTrader: (3)	drunk kids got pwned __________________ Sleeper...
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11-10-2007, 09:37 AM	#17
shimshimhada Brigadier General 489 Rep 4,838 Posts Drives: Portal Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Portal iTrader: (2)	Nice kill, I hate tools like that.
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11-10-2007, 01:55 PM	#18
herbz hi 98 Rep 837 Posts Drives: '86 325e Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: outside boston MA iTrader: (0)	great story too bad he didn't hit a tree and kill himself and his 3 friends.
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