In my fortune cookie tonight...

M_Six · 03-08-2015, 11:12 PM

"A man's most valuable possession is a sympathetic wife."

That went over like a lead balloon. Especially considering today is International Women's Day.

jwzimm · 03-08-2015, 11:27 PM

You know the standard is to add "...in bed" to the end of all fortunes, right? That makes it even better.

On a related note, the most horrible (but funny) one I ever got was "A wise man appreciates the simplicity of a child".

M_Six · 03-08-2015, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jwzimm

You know the standard is to add "...in bed" to the end of all fortunes, right? That makes it even better.

On a related note, the most horrible (but funny) one I ever got was "A wise man appreciates the simplicity of a child".

Whoa. The "in bed" part won't work with that one.

jwzimm · 03-09-2015, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

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Originally Posted by jwzimm

You know the standard is to add "...in bed" to the end of all fortunes, right? That makes it even better.

On a related note, the most horrible (but funny) one I ever got was "A wise man appreciates the simplicity of a child".

Whoa. The "in bed" part won't work with that one.

Exactly. My coworkers and I were laughing our butts off on that one.

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