The stupidest things we did for love

Dang3r · 09-20-2016, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by GirthBrooks

In middle school I had a huge crush on this girl. She was throwing this big time birthday party and I got invited. I was so excited because she pretty much had no idea who I was but I figured if I got just the right gift I could get her attention. I then realized that I had absolutely no idea what to get a middle school girl for their birthday.... so I asked my Mom. My Mom worked for Mary Kay so of course she says "you should get her a make up set!". I had no idea, so I figured why not...Girls love make up, right?! I was all excited because I figured "man, the other guys are going to get her some STUPID present... I have this totally BADASS make up kit!". Feeling super cocky I lined up to give her the gift and she took one look at it, gave a half ass "oh..thanks" and set it aside. The next week at school I am now the total fruit cake guy who is into make up. Totally backfired. Not love - still sucked.

Sounds like a part line from the song "Teenage dirtbag"

Naz24 · 09-22-2016, 01:08 PM

We need a thread that goes...

"stupidest things we did to get laid...."

now thats where the fun happens

F30lolz · 09-22-2016, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Naz24

We need a thread that goes...

"stupidest things we did to get laid...."

now thats where the fun happens

Do it

UncleWede · 09-22-2016, 03:39 PM

double-dog dare

bimmette · 09-22-2016, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Naz24

We need a thread that goes...

"stupidest things we did to get laid...."

now thats where the fun happens

Triple dog dare

jtodd_fl · 09-22-2016, 03:48 PM

kolhozbrothers · 09-25-2016, 02:36 PM

Now that I've read all 9 pages, it makes feel a little better lmao

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09-25-2016, 02:36 PM	#183
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