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      08-12-2006, 03:03 AM   #23
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what the heck is this all about? hahahaha
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      08-12-2006, 03:29 AM   #24
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lol I have another friend named Long too and I thought about the exact same thing you did: walk up to a girl and tell her "hey Im long". enough said

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i would love to have my first name long...then u can introduce urself as...

"hey im long, and you are??"

what an awesome pickup line =O =x

i bet thats how he got jen

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      08-12-2006, 04:20 AM   #25
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      08-12-2006, 04:29 AM   #26
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i would love to have my first name long...then u can introduce urself as...

"hey im long, and you are??"

what an awesome pickup line =O =x

i bet thats how he got jen

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What if your last name is Long, but yours is actually very short?

False advertisement?
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      08-12-2006, 05:31 AM   #27
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      08-12-2006, 09:59 AM   #28
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      08-13-2006, 10:52 PM   #29
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nah, I'd rather join this club: Hung Far Low

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      08-13-2006, 11:17 PM   #30
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nah, I'd rather join this club: Hung Far Low

is actually...."Hung Far Low "Cock"

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      08-13-2006, 11:40 PM   #31
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True Story: I had a friend name Long Quach.....Vietnamese dude....

and he received this award at some ceremony........

and the lady misprounounced his name "Long Cock".....

and you could just see/hear the giggles and smiles across the audience......

he was so embarrassed.........as he was receiving the award.
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      08-14-2006, 12:07 AM   #32
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Ture Story: I had a friend name Long Quach.....Vietnamese dude....

and he received this award at some ceremony........

and the lady misprounounced his name "Long Cock".....

and you could just see/hear the giggles and smiles across the audience......

he was so embarrassed.........as he was receiving the award.
Awesome story!!

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      08-14-2006, 12:26 AM   #33
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lol I have another friend named Long too and I thought about the exact same thing you did: walk up to a girl and tell her "hey Im long". enough said


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      08-14-2006, 12:57 AM   #34
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Guess what!I have a Long Dick
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      08-14-2006, 10:48 PM   #35
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Guess what!I have a Long Dick
guess what? i got a long shhhhlong!...sike, im asian. i aint frontin.
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      08-15-2006, 01:51 AM   #36
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Quote:
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Ture Story: I had a friend name Long Quach.....Vietnamese dude....

and he received this award at some ceremony........

and the lady misprounounced his name "Long Cock".....

and you could just see/hear the giggles and smiles across the audience......

he was so embarrassed.........as he was receiving the award.
HaHa! I've a friend whose last name is Long, first name is Richard!!!
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      08-15-2006, 08:39 AM   #37
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      08-15-2006, 10:40 AM   #38
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