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Originally Posted by Comet

I had a teacher that would stuff kids in the class book closet.

My freshmen english teacher in high school was an ex-Browns player. Huge black dude. He once crammed a student into the book tray under his desk, and put another student head-first into a trash can. If you didnt have your homework completed at the beginning of class, you had to choose whether you wanted to receive a chop (karate chop to the back of the neck) or a bow (an elbow to the chest).

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Originally Posted by Suareezay

Either you are, or your teacher was, full of it. That story has been around for decades, but the standard answer given is "why not?"

Yeah, I heard another one like this, too:

(Philosophy exam)
Q: Prove that your chair does not exist.
A: What chair?