A Little Sick Humor for You

Tondtar · 11-26-2009, 01:56 PM

A very ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer.

'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.

Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?'

The guy says, "Don 't know. Never found the head."

oneintheory · 11-26-2009, 02:29 PM

ahahaha.

i think i'm going to hell.
actually, i already knew that.

samwoo2go · 11-27-2009, 05:56 AM

I came

sokdo · 11-27-2009, 07:18 AM

sry i have a weak stomach for necrophilia

Tondtar · 11-27-2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by sokdo

sry i have a weak stomach for necrophilia

Start with small farm animals first ...It gets easier little by little

boymonkey · 11-27-2009, 05:33 PM

LOL damn!

808six · 11-27-2009, 05:54 PM

crfine88 · 12-04-2009, 06:14 PM

so wrong, yet sooo funny

Javi335 · 12-04-2009, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

Lier.Almost.

No blowjob

Quote:

"Don 't know. Never found the head."

Pink Taco · 12-04-2009, 07:31 PM

good one...

Scorpion · 12-05-2009, 10:25 AM

Ah lol, so wrong.

335fourdoor · 12-06-2009, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Javi335

Lier.Almost.

No blowjob

no 'position 69' either.

11-26-2009, 01:56 PM	#1
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1137 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	A Little Sick Humor for You A very ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender. Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free, and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!' 'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender. Was she pretty?' The guy says, "Don 't know. Never found the head."
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11-26-2009, 02:29 PM	#2
oneintheory no longer a BMW owner 172 Rep 1,463 Posts Drives: 2011 Ford Edge Sport Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Suffolk/Chesapeake, VA iTrader: (0)	ahahaha. i think i'm going to hell. actually, i already knew that.
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11-27-2009, 05:56 AM	#3
samwoo2go Banned 469 Rep 779 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	I came
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sokdo Lieutenant 54 Rep 582 Posts Drives: 335i E92 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Fullerton, CA iTrader: (0)	sry i have a weak stomach for necrophilia
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boymonkey Lieutenant 41 Rep 530 Posts Drives: slow Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	LOL damn!
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crfine88 Colonel 450 Rep 2,747 Posts Drives: E86M Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Cave Creek AZ. iTrader: (19)	so wrong, yet sooo funny __________________ LINK TO 07 IR PHOTO JOURNAL:http://www.zpost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1303735 LINK TO 06 IB MOD JOURNAL:http://www.zpost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=403119
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Pink Taco Doesn't get Pinker than this... 10 Rep 129 Posts Drives: e90 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Huntington Beach, Ca iTrader: (0)	good one... __________________
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Scorpion Major 166 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Ah lol, so wrong.
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