Welcome to the "FML" Thread.

Revartr · 05-12-2015, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

Take Revartr's girlfriend for a bike ride

+1
She spends a lot of time staying late at work and going on these trips with her guys friends.

gtron · 05-12-2015, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Revartr

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up.

may i suggest night vision goggles? they love that shit.

Whostheboss · 05-12-2015, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Revartr

+1
She spends a lot of time staying late at work and going on these trips with her guys friends.

really?

M_Six · 05-12-2015, 03:00 PM

I'm going to work until I'm 67 and a month before I retire the economy will crash like it's October 24, 1929. Shit like this keeps me up at night.

954Stealth · 05-12-2015, 03:59 PM

Welcome to the fucked up subject line thread

Whostheboss · 05-12-2015, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 954Stealth

Welcome to the fucked up subject line thread

It's your move against poop

Revartr · 05-12-2015, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

really?

I'm joking. I literally just pulled that off of FMyLife.com. I don't currently have a girlfriend, haha.

954Stealth · 05-12-2015, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Whostheboss

It's your move against poop

I'll wait, its a crappy game

Wolf · 05-12-2015, 05:23 PM

working 7 am to 11 pm for the last 7 years. FML

Bobble · 05-12-2015, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Billup

It's about 90 degrees outside. I wore the thickest pair of jeans I had to work today. There is a 60% chance of thunderstorms for the 1 hour I'm on the ride home, then it drops to 20%.

I'll either die of heat exhaustion or be struck by lightning.

If that happens who will people turn to for relationship advice? You have a responsibility here whether you want it or not!

kevinbahnz · 05-12-2015, 06:36 PM

I have a sublet tenant that doesn't want to leave.

Mr.SugarSkulls · 05-12-2015, 06:43 PM

I woke up thinking it was June already (trippy dream) and immediately thought "yes! My m6 is finished being built"

Then the senses came in- and realized I'm still two weeks away...

I did call the 800 number and had a lengthy discussion with a customer care specialist. Very cool dude- He was enamored by the build, saying that's his dream car/build, to end it with "what an agonizing wait!"

Thanks dude, thanks.

Douche · 05-12-2015, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Revartr

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up.

So she became a girlfriend then. Interesting.

M_Six · 05-12-2015, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche

So she became a girlfriend then. Interesting.

Almost nearly, but not quite hardly. Read the other responses.

Douche · 05-12-2015, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

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Originally Posted by Douche

So she became a girlfriend then. Interesting.

Almost nearly, but not quite hardly. Read the other responses.

I did now, thanks. But anyway, we all know they're there, they only have to come forward.

Revartr · 05-12-2015, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche

So she became a girlfriend then. Interesting.

Nope, haha. That was just a copy/paste from FMyLife.com. I didn't text her or anything until this Sunday, and I just asked if she was upset with me. She read it and didn't respond.

So I'm just going to text her one final time tonight and try to figure out what's going on. And if I don't get anything back, that's that.

Douche · 05-12-2015, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Revartr

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Originally Posted by Douche

So she became a girlfriend then. Interesting.

Nope, haha. That was just a copy/paste from FMyLife.com. I didn't text her or anything until this Sunday, and I just asked if she was upset with me. She read it and didn't respond.

So I'm just going to text her one final time tonight and try to figure out what's going on. And if I don't get anything back, that's that.

Text?

Revartr · 05-12-2015, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Douche

Text?

Well, iMessage.

Douche · 05-12-2015, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Revartr

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Originally Posted by Douche

Text?

Well, iMessage.

I know. Doesn't matter. Whatever happened to face to face? (And I don't mean FaceTime smartass)

NEFARIOUS · 05-13-2015, 02:47 AM

Well, I got an offer for a position that pays double what I'm getting, but is in the West LA area (25 miles from me, HORRIBLE traffic 24/7 but if I move out there it's a pretty baller area and people actually know how to drive)... The boss is always busy/out of town, and it's REALLY affecting whether or not to move out of this frickin' shithole and give up on this offer, or put up with everything until I find a new gig, but at the same time I'm paranoid of if I get settled into my new place, the offer is good and I have to move again... And I DETEST moving with a passion, especially since I have a bad shoulder, plus I'm the most out of shape I've ever been and get tired easily as it is, and it's slowing down my plan to start my diet system which is low glycemic (not diabetic, but it works somewhat similar to Atkins), which during the first week, I'm transitioning from enough carbs to run a marathon to almost none, so I'll be extra worn-out and have less strength.

e92_boost · 05-13-2015, 04:15 AM

Someone hit and ran my e92 now I have a 1k deductible F M L

Billup · 05-13-2015, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Bobble

If that happens who will people turn to for relationship advice? You have a responsibility here whether you want it or not!

Grimlock.

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e92_boost Captain 226 Rep 703 Posts Drives: Smart Car Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Kenosha Wi iTrader: (0)	Someone hit and ran my e92 now I have a 1k deductible F M L __________________ ESS G1 e90 - BBS E88
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