1MOREMOD & Axius for President w/MKSixer as Chief of Stuff & C5Driver for Security

Dang3r · 09-29-2016, 09:40 AM

whippin' - whoppin', never stoppin', lets do some poppin', yoyoyo...
C'mon lads, its for your ugly ones too

Lups · 09-29-2016, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Sweet .5 percent would be after you've died from alcohol sounds lenient

oh please don't tell me if I used the word percent. I'd be humiliated.

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

You mean...jazz hands???

Cause if so, I need to see that video too! The pre-whooping part.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Whip is correct. Whoop is more the "rapper hands" style I think you were going for. WIP means "work in progress" and should be avoided.

it's almost five pm here and I've been up since five am, and now I'm being schooled onproper hand gestures by a white old guy. It could be that I'm tired but I just laughed out loud so hard again my kids thought I'm having a medical emergency.

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Originally Posted by Axius

But I really want to implement my BillupCare system.

Milk in a bag..., tastes delicious. Only way I see that being a good policy is if they add nipples on the bags.

Would you like to embark on my venture to live in the woods off the land?

Let's go. Can I bring some dogs with me?

jtodd_fl · 09-29-2016, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

it's almost five pm here and I've been up since five am, and now I'm being schooled onproper hand gestures by a white old guy. It could be that I'm tired but I just laughed out loud so hard again my kids thought I'm having a medical emergency.

This is a common reaction to me, actually. Happens most when I am trying to be sexy.

Dang3r · 09-29-2016, 09:46 AM

Stay out with the "Goldständer" !

jtodd_fl · 09-29-2016, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

You both want to see a grown man's ass? Know how I know you are....ahh, nevermind. I get it...I'm an accountant and we all know accountants are by nature extremely attractive people.

Oh, and since you are an accountant, I will tell you my favorite (possibly only) accountant joke. It was told to me by my CPA, so I feel like it should be ok to share.

Why do people decide to become accountants?

Because they don't have enough personality to be actuaries!

jpnh · 09-29-2016, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh, and since you are an accountant, I will tell you my favorite (possibly only) accountant joke. It was told to me by my CPA, so I feel like it should be ok to share.

Why do people decide to become accountants?

Because they don't have enough personality to be actuaries!

I'm going to get some mileage out of that one

1MOREMOD · 09-29-2016, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

oh please don't tell me if I used the word percent. I'd be humiliated.

No you just said .5 which is off by a factor of 10. The number would be .05, as .5 would most likely result in death.

Joekerr · 09-29-2016, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Bitch I'm gonna whoop your ass!

Or is it wip? Or whip? Well something like that! I'm too upset with you for constantly insulting milk to figure out the word! Anyway your ass suffers

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Subscribed

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Ohhh... an accountant. Won't be much of a fight.

/unsubscribed

Puhleeese - you know you weren't subscribing to see the fight...you just wanted to see my ass. You are not fooling anyone.

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Originally Posted by Lups

it's almost five pm here and I've been up since five am, and now I'm being schooled onproper hand gestures by a white old guy.

You've got jtodd_fl nailed! Well done.

Axius · 09-29-2016, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Let's go. Can I bring some dogs with me?

Yes, we will have to train them to track our deer for us. We should also bring some goats, chickens, and rabbits.

Lups · 09-29-2016, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No you just said .5 which is off by a factor of 10. The number would be .05, as .5 would most likely result in death.

I'm aware, I just assumed (god I got scared) that with that sort of test it's a given I mean promilles.

Felt so ashamed i couldn't even check it. Women are such pussies at times.

Lups · 09-29-2016, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Yes, we will have to train them to track our deer for us. We should also bring some goats, chickens, and rabbits.

Sheep too?

I've never trained a hunter, but my gs runs away when she sees a squirrel, so I'm sure I have the skills for the job.

1MOREMOD · 09-29-2016, 10:31 AM

It's a given you are drunk when driving?

silvergray545 · 09-29-2016, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh, and since you are an accountant, I will tell you my favorite (possibly only) accountant joke. It was told to me by my CPA, so I feel like it should be ok to share.

Why do people decide to become accountants?

Because they don't have enough personality to be actuaries!

Lups · 09-29-2016, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

It's a given you are drunk when driving?

Lol, thank fuck no. I can't stand people who drink and drive

Joekerr · 09-29-2016, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Oh, and since you are an accountant, I will tell you my favorite (possibly only) accountant joke. It was told to me by my CPA, so I feel like it should be ok to share.

Why do people decide to become accountants?

Because they don't have enough personality to be actuaries!

It's accrual world I live in. Bah dum dum.

Here's a few more:

1. What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves problems you didn't know you had in ways that you do not understand.

2. What's an extroverted accountant?
Someone who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of their own.

3. Why do accountants make great lovers?
They're great with figures!

4. What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
The accountant knows he is boring.

5. How do you drive an accountant insane?
Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

Edit: Tagged Biorin since she might be the only one that appreciates these.

Axius · 09-29-2016, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Sheep too?

I've never trained a hunter, but my gs runs away when she sees a squirrel, so I'm sure I have the skills for the job.

I will allow sheep on one condition. We get some walking bacon to complete our herd. Can't live off the land and not have fresh bacon.

Hmmm..., I think we will have to reevaluate the dog hunter training course if we plan to be successful bush people.

1MOREMOD · 09-29-2016, 10:49 AM

Little off track here

Joekerr · 09-29-2016, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Little off track here

You may have established yourself as dicktator, but even you cannot change the awesome power of OT to go OT. It is a force unto itself.

1MOREMOD · 09-29-2016, 10:52 AM

Yes I see that, goats and actuaries are high on my list of priorities.

MKSixer · 09-29-2016, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Little off track here

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

You may have established yourself as dicktator, but even you cannot change the awesome power of OT to go OT. It is a force unto itself.

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yes I see that, goats and actuaries are high on my list of priorities.

Let's get back on track.
The world is going to hell and everyone is talking about all kinds of foolishness. If you want to discuss things like this, add a plan to shoot it at the end.

Back to the campaign.

Lups · 09-29-2016, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I will allow sheep on one condition. We get some walking bacon to complete our herd. Can't live off the land and not have fresh bacon.

Hmmm..., I think we will have to reevaluate the dog hunter training course if we plan to be successful bush people.

Cool.

Moddie and Sixer!: we are preparing for the time when someone leaks out that ax works as a pool boy, and your campaign is ruined. Then we end up with Trump, and this plan will become handy.

See, on topic!!

Joekerr · 09-29-2016, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Let's get back on track.
The world is going to hell and everyone is talking about all kinds of foolishness. If you want to discuss things like this, add a plan to shoot it at the end.

Back to the campaign.

Very well - I nominate Grimlock to be Minister of Immigration. With him in charge, nobody will want to immigrate, and we can all peacefully coexist together without further immigration and the changes that this brings.

To satisfy the bleeding heart in our midst, if there are some new members really worthy of the new country, we can sneak them past Grimlock.

I'm speaking as an honorary citizen of course, as I assume Moddie is granting me such status?

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