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06-15-2019, 03:46 PM | #22046 |
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06-15-2019, 04:09 PM | #22047 |
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06-15-2019, 04:10 PM | #22048 |
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06-15-2019, 09:39 PM | #22049 |
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I do like me some "Taco Smell" from time to time..
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06-15-2019, 09:42 PM | #22050 |
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I'm a Home Depot guy myself, Lowes just has a weird layout..
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06-16-2019, 04:49 AM | #22051 |
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Haha wtf
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06-16-2019, 11:56 AM | #22052 |
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06-17-2019, 12:25 PM | #22053 |
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06-17-2019, 02:23 PM | #22055 |
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06-17-2019, 09:20 PM | #22056 |
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Okay - read it like 3 times before I got it. But man, when it hit...it hit home.
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06-17-2019, 09:27 PM | #22057 |
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Not gonna lie. Thought my wife was a car girl... read her this and she replied, “sooo are you saying you’re a tool?” ... smh
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06-17-2019, 09:38 PM | #22058 |
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Sounds like she's got you pegged! Sorry, couldn't pass that up!
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06-17-2019, 09:48 PM | #22059 |
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06-17-2019, 10:53 PM | #22061 |
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06-17-2019, 10:55 PM | #22062 |
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1. I listen intently to people as they speak 2. She is a female and even though I love her dearly, she is still a female which means that she talks in circles, repeats the unimportant parts of the conversations several times, skips the point of the entire conversation and something mid-sentence reminds her of something else that the conversations shifts to & shifts again & again..... 3. I usually can't stop looking at her legs, the eyes or the smile to even pay attention to what she is saying. (my brain: "Listen, pay attention to what she is saying. Look at those f'ing legs!!! Her smile is gorgeous! What? Didn't she just say that part? Did I miss something? Oh shit! Watch out for this car! My god her legs are as smooth as glass and as soft....oh shit, red light, red light, red light! Holy shit baby take a breathe in between segues, I can't keep up!) |
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06-18-2019, 10:56 AM | #22065 |
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