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07-31-2019, 10:55 AM | #22576 |
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Spotted on my way into the office this morning and I have so many questions!
1) How does one get themselves into this without help? 2) Did Santa play a role? 3) For the love of all that's holy, where are the feet?! It's like 2 legs that go down and end in stumps with no feet! I'm really freaked out by this! |
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My only guess is that the middle guy wasn't properly "tending," so "left feet" aka "invisible stilettos w/socks" chopped off his flappers. "Right legs guy" aka "Fancy sandals make me feel like a man" wrapped up his body as a Christmas gift for Zed and the Gimp from Pulp Fiction. Reasoning: If he has no feet, he can't run away....and if he tries, he'll be easy to track down. |
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are those breastasesss in your sig?
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