[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by EALm4

keeper

Holy crap. I'm a fn supermodel.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Aatish

We need the other hand free to keep her head down...

In a Ferrari/Ghost, obviously. Why do you think those cars only come in auto?

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Holy crap. I'm a fn supermodel.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Thug life chose me.

LMAO

Originally Posted by EALm4

keeper

Kill it with fire.

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Actual transcript from Verbiage sexting with someone on Tinder.

"Girl, I am going to do you so gently and then lightly spritz all over you. Awww yeah."

This is an accurate picture of Verb.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

This is an accurate picture of Verb.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Lol. Not much. I'm shy.

Girl, you're driving the wrong car if you're shy.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Girl, you're driving the wrong car if you're shy.

It's black, though. Beautifully understated, such as myself.


Haven't you heard? That's the best color, for certain things.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Girl, you're driving the wrong car if you're shy.

I have 20% tint. And being shy doesn't mean I can't be a bad ass.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Haven't you heard? That's the best color, for certain things.

Basketball and jumping fences?

[natedog7700]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

If I can't marry a decent looking girl, I'm happy to not get married at all. Lol

Exactly lol. Id rather just keep playing the field!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Basketball and jumping fences?

This is not the 50s bruh. In 2016, brown > black for jumping fences. Try to keep up.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Basketball and jumping fences?

I miss the Billup sig.

Originally Posted by natedog7700

Exactly lol. Id rather just keep playing the field!

Indeed.


Sometimes, the field is muddy, though.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This is not the 50s bruh. In 2016, brown > black for jumping fences. Try to keep up.

Ohhhhh shiiiiieeeeeeeeeet.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I miss the Billup sig.



Indeed.


Sometimes, the field is muddy, though.

Some would say these are the GOOD days.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

This is not the 50s bruh. In 2016, brown > black for jumping fences. Try to keep up.

What are the mixes good for? Cooking biscuits and mixing grape koolaid?

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I miss the Billup sig.

Too bad he can't come back with a vengeance. Poor dude is probably sitting in his moms basement wanking it as we speak.

[Axius]

You do know why they make ribbed condoms don't you? For traction in the mud.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

You do know why they make ribbed condoms don't you? For traction in the mud.

Are those supposed to be on the outside... Does that mean "ribbed for his pleasure" didn't mean what I thought it meant?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Some would say these are the GOOD days.

Amen.

Originally Posted by Axius

What are the mixes good for? Cooking biscuits and mixing grape koolaid?


Too bad he can't come back with a vengeance. Poor dude is probably sitting in his moms basement wanking it as we speak.

It's called the red flavor, bruh. Go find the black thread.


Damn. #internetlife

[Verbiage]

Dad with the lulz.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dad with the lulz.

A good father would have said "Raquel's birthday.... use your words, son."

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

A good father would have said "Raquel's birthday.... use your words, son."

That's what I need you for! My biological dad is from the Caribbean, you know how that goes.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

That's what I need you for! My biological dad is from the Caribbean, you know how that goes.

So both your biological and mythical fathers can't spell??

I would hope Caribbean version would NOT purchase an automatic M2 however... Just makes no sense... Like losing your virginity to your first cousin... It's still sex but one of them is just so wrong... (Apologies to all the rednecks on the forums... Trying not to look directly at ASBSECU E93 either... )

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by shoei

So both your biological and mythical fathers can't spell??

I would hope Caribbean version would NOT purchase an automatic M2 however... Just makes no sense... Like losing your virginity to your first cousin... It's still sex but one of them is just so wrong... (Apologies to all the rednecks on the forums... Trying not to look directly at asb either...

Haha.. you know in Jamaica they didn't have the luxury of getting cars in AT. Plus my dad is pretty old (69), so that's what he grew up on.

But that DCT SHIFTS SO FAST ZOMG FASTER LAP TIMES HUEHUEHUEHUE!!!!!!!