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      08-29-2019, 08:44 AM   #23013
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      08-29-2019, 09:21 AM   #23016
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A world with lots of fluttering vaginas after having babies born?
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      08-29-2019, 09:34 AM   #23018
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A world with lots of fluttering vaginas after having babies born?
I got my second ex-wife breast implants as a gift (she asked for them), maybe I should've got her vaginal rejuvenation instead.
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      08-29-2019, 10:07 AM   #23019
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I got my second ex-wife breast implants as a gift (she asked for them), maybe I should've got her vaginal rejuvenation instead.
I think either of these counts as a gift for you.
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      08-29-2019, 12:28 PM   #23022
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A world with lots of fluttering vaginas after having babies born?
I got my second ex-wife breast implants as a gift (she asked for them), maybe I should've got her vaginal rejuvenation instead.
2nd ex-wife? How long did you have access to the upgrade? Want to calculate your ROI...
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I think either of these counts as a gift for you.
decisions, decisions, decisions......
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      08-29-2019, 12:31 PM   #23024
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2nd ex-wife? How long did you have access to the upgrade? Want to calculate your ROI...
The current is the champ at 14+ years and going strong. The first two were 10 years each....so producing a photo of number 2's implants might be a problem.
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2nd ex-wife? How long did you have access to the upgrade? Want to calculate your ROI...
The current is the champ at 14+ years and going strong. The first two were 10 years each....so producing a photo of number 2's implants might be a problem.
10 years, seems as though you got your money's worth. Although I did have this picture in my mind...
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I got my second ex-wife breast implants as a gift (she asked for them), maybe I should've got her vaginal rejuvenation instead.
Really? Aww man, I can't stand artificial boobs. What a luck that wifeys' coming perfect for me as she are naturally - so and so
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