LOL Pic Thread (NO POLITICS)

FuzzyPeaches · 10-16-2019, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe240

I firmly believe that those who voted for the wrong answers were amazed he used a lifeline on this question and decided to give him a wrong answer in hopes he'd lose early in the game. This way their time would be better spent watching the next guy try to win a million.

I will, however, from this point forward refer to my car's unit of power as Llamathrust... "yea it did 373 Llamathrust at the wheels on the dyno."

Copycat!

Uber Commuter · 10-16-2019, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

This just cemented it for me. Nimrods are among us. Jeeze.

Humanity is throwin' rods left and right...!

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Originally Posted by FuzzyPeaches

I will, from here on out, refer to my vehicle's power rating as Llamathrust.

But now we need to figure out the conversion rate from Horsepower to LlamaThrust...

Obviously, one LT is not equal to 1 HP

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Originally Posted by Run Silent

Isn't that what Nm means when measuring torque? Nimrod Meters?

That's what it is, right?

But again, measuring torque, we will have to figure out the conversion rate from Nm to Ds (Donkeystrength)...

Run Silent · 10-16-2019, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Uber Commuter

But again, measuring torque, we will have to figure out the conversion rate from Nm to Ds (Donkeystrength)...

I always thought 1 nimrod meter = 10 Donkey strength's?

Run Silent · 10-16-2019, 04:35 PM

Some recent good ones.

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kscarrol · 10-17-2019, 09:16 PM

I'd pay that just for the f*ck of it, why not! Probably throw them away after a few weeks....

The Choosey begger · 10-17-2019, 11:20 PM

Fg

iminhell1 · 10-18-2019, 03:55 AM

"Llamathrust"

To be fair, TQ is ugga duggas.

So, I support this movement.
I propose the conversion be; (1.21 x RPM) / X ugga dugga = Llamathrust

Run Silent · 10-18-2019, 03:09 PM

#truth

DETRoadster · 10-18-2019, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Run Silent

#truth

Next to the "charitable giving" write off on your taxes and self reporting tip income, the self-valuation of a used vehicle purchase with the DMV has got to be one of the most exploited things.

DMV - Uh, so you're telling me you purchased a used 2017 BMW M3 for $500?
Owner - Yep! And here's my home-made receipt to prove it!

Run Silent · 10-18-2019, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Next to the "charitable giving" write off on your taxes and self reporting tip income, the self-valuation of a used vehicle purchase with the DMV has got to be one of the most exploited things.

DMV - Uh, so you're telling me you purchased a used 2017 BMW M3 for $500?
Owner - Yep! And here's my home-made receipt to prove it!

I've always wanted to do this - but in my profession, getting caught will result in revocation my license - so I've never deemed it worth the risk.

DETRoadster · 10-18-2019, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Run Silent

I've always wanted to do this - but in my profession, getting caught will result in revocation my license - so I've never deemed it worth the risk.

Yeah, not worth it. I did it once to help a buddy out. Sold him a motorcycle for $4,000 and wrote up a bill of sale for $1,000. The DMV actually called me to inquire and I was forced to lie and say it had body damage and that's why the price was so low. They then followed up with him and demanded an inspection at the state trooper HQ. He was forced to take it there and then lie and say he had already replaced all the bad body panels. F that. So not worth it.

infinitekidM2C · 10-18-2019, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

Yeah, not worth it. I did it once to help a buddy out. Sold him a motorcycle for $4,000 and wrote up a bill of sale for $1,000. The DMV actually called me to inquire and I was forced to lie and say it had body damage and that's why the price was so low. They then followed up with him and demanded an inspection at the state trooper HQ. He was forced to take it there and then lie and say he had already replaced all the bad body panels. F that. So not worth it.

Yikes! Some stressful days eh?

DETRoadster · 10-18-2019, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by infinitekidM2C

Yikes! Some stressful days eh?

Yeah, well, what can I say. That was 20 years ago when I was in my mid 20s. Was a little dumber and a lot more reckless back then.

cjb762 · 10-18-2019, 04:42 PM

MKSixer · 10-18-2019, 08:57 PM

Leaving this right here.

Maestro · 10-19-2019, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DETRoadster

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Originally Posted by Run Silent

#truth

Next to the "charitable giving" write off on your taxes and self reporting tip income, the self-valuation of a used vehicle purchase with the DMV has got to be one of the most exploited things.

DMV - Uh, so you're telling me you purchased a used 2017 BMW M3 for $500?
Owner - Yep! And here's my home-made receipt to prove it!

Most DMV, use the blue book retail value unless you have actual BOS from dealer. I know CA does this and if there is no blue book value they will assign one.

I did title transfer on 53 F100 with my dad, no blue book, and no Sale and so no Sale price, tried to enter $0 and system would not allow, had to enter $100. Sold a couple cars in PA and as soon as you said private sale they just looked up retail value. Did not matter what your little piece paper said.

vreihen16 · 10-19-2019, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Maestro

Most DMV, use the blue book retail value unless you have actual BOS from dealer. I know CA dord this and if there is no blue book value they will assign one.

Here in New Yorkistan, DMV offices are operated by each county's government. Counties derive the bulk of their tax revenue from sales tax. Unless the vehicle is a gift/sale between relatives, they have every incentive in the world to make you pay sales tax on the book value.....

Mason Hatcher · 10-19-2019, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

Here in New Yorkistan, DMV offices are operated by each county's government. Counties derive the bulk of their tax revenue from sales tax. Unless the vehicle is a gift/sale between relatives, they have every incentive in the world to make you pay sales tax on the book value.....

You don't have property tax?

The Choosey begger · 10-19-2019, 03:02 PM

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vreihen16 · 10-19-2019, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Mason Hatcher

You don't have property tax?

The bulk of our property tax goes to the town/village/city, and they are responsible for collecting it. Sales tax goes to the county, along with a small share of the property tax (about 21% on my latest bill). Income tax goes to the state. School tax (out of control) goes to the local district.

Our property taxes are only on real property, which they define as land and buildings. No crazy annual "personal" property taxes on cars and stuff, like some other states do.....

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