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      01-10-2020, 04:43 PM   #24399
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It's funny how excited she gets for the big one and then she bites the little one, spits it out
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      01-10-2020, 05:11 PM   #24401
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      01-10-2020, 06:40 PM   #24404
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Nazi beverage of choice?
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      01-10-2020, 07:11 PM   #24405
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With Valentines just around the corner......

Who wouldn't want a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? Honey, we need some ambiance, light a candle wud ya.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/gywne...aign=dwtwitter
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      01-10-2020, 07:23 PM   #24406
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.....and it's only $98

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      01-10-2020, 08:00 PM   #24407
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Nazi beverage of choice?
Wood-ear mushrooms are called "Jew's Ear" mushrooms in China. I suspect this is a sort of mushroom herbal tea.
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      01-10-2020, 08:06 PM   #24408
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Wood-ear mushrooms are called "Jew's Ear" mushrooms in China. I suspect this is a sort of mushroom herbal tea.
Hmm..i can't decide which sounds worse to drink.
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      01-10-2020, 08:29 PM   #24409
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Who wouldn't want a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina? Honey, we need some ambiance, light a candle wud ya.

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Before or after she steams it and takes the jade egg out?
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      01-11-2020, 12:29 AM   #24410
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Probably been posted here before, but....Robin Williams was a god. Such a huge shame he's gone. And NO ONE has replaced Johnny Carson. He was the best ever. And Winters, well...he is the North to which all comedic compasses point.

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Probably been posted here before, but....Robin Williams was a god. Such a huge shame he's gone. And NO ONE has replaced Johnny Carson. He was the best ever. And Winters, well...he is the North to which all comedic compasses point.

I had the very good fortune to work security on Death to Smoochie, a terrible movie but got to spend time with Robin Williams and Danny Devito. Two very decent human beings, I ran into Robin Williams on Yonge Street months later, I was arresting a guy for a stabbing in front of the Zanzibar Tavern and Robin yelled out at me "Hey Jimmy, how are you". His passing was such a loss as there just aren't very many people in entertainment as talented and decent as him.
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      01-11-2020, 08:22 AM   #24413
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      01-11-2020, 01:17 PM   #24415
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Lol....we got my BIL a Bobb Ross Bobble-Head for one of his Christmas gifts. Inside joke.
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      01-11-2020, 09:03 PM   #24416
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Another pic of our alternative universe

10'ish years ago I was in Florida, my pipes froze @ home in Massachusetts -10 degrees that week but now we can hit 70?

geese are still chilling out on some city ponds here, they should've been in the south by now

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