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      04-13-2020, 02:27 PM   #25851
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If you need personal help during this time of crisis, don't forget that you can always employ an "Emotional Support Lady of the Evening". As you can see below, this kind lady is about to selflessly help this poor soul get through his time of need with a mobile therapy session.
Curb side "pick up"?
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If you need personal help during this time of crisis, don't forget that you can always employ an "Emotional Support Lady of the Evening". As you can see below, this kind lady is about to selflessly help this poor soul get through his time of need with a mobile therapy session.
How do you go about sanitizing her?

That could be half the fun...
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Curb side "pick up"?
All in the interest of safety and lessening the chance of contracting the COVID-19. Now as for the bacterial infections involved in STDs, I can't speak for.

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How do you go about sanitizing her?

That could be half the fun...
It seems that a manual sanitizing program would provide positive therapeutic experiences while ensuring a safe environment for exploring the various treatment options for optimal outcomes.
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If you need personal help during this time of crisis, don't forget that you can always employ an "Emotional Support Lady of the Evening". As you can see below, this kind lady is about to selflessly help this poor soul get through his time of need with a mobile therapy session.
the suspension and strut mounts look spectacular. im sure the ride quality would be excellent and i would love to see how the interior feels like but as i already own a car im not allowed to buy it.
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the suspension and strut mounts look spectacular. im sure the ride quality would be excellent and i would love to see how the interior feels like but as i already own a car im not allowed to buy it.
This is a serious conundrum, sir. I admire the fact that you are able to spot the obvious engineering quality of this particular ride. I still endorse a quick spin to get the feel of the ride which you can take without leaving a permanent deposit.
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This is a serious conundrum, sir. I admire the fact that you are able to spot the obvious engineering quality of this particular ride. I still endorse a quick spin to get the feel of the ride which you can take without leaving a permanent deposit.
Yup, nothing like a 20 second ride....
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the suspension and strut mounts look spectacular. im sure the ride quality would be excellent and i would love to see how the interior feels like but as i already own a car im not allowed to buy it.
This is a serious conundrum, sir. I admire the fact that you are able to spot the obvious engineering quality of this particular ride. I still endorse a quick spin to get the feel of the ride which you can take without leaving a permanent deposit.
the mind is ready and the wallet is wide
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my current ride if it knew will come down on me like a bag of shite.
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Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?!?!
Hell no we didn't!!

We didn't give up and NASA put a man in the Arctic despite all of the challenges with moving coal and fracking in the Sahara. 'Murica!!!
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Well played....I am looking you up the next time I'm in NOLA and we are going to choir practice.
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Hell no we didn't!!

We didn't give up and NASA put a man in the Arctic despite all of the challenges with moving coal and fracking in the Sahara. 'Murica!!!
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