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      04-15-2020, 01:50 PM   #25917
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^^ I will freely admit that I had to read that a second time...
Sir, I'm going to need to know what color is the candle on the previous page?
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      04-15-2020, 01:54 PM   #25918
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I can hear him saying it. Ahhh, that voice. I'm melting, and not the wicked witch kind of melting Joekerr
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      04-15-2020, 02:14 PM   #25919
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I can hear him saying it. Ahhh, that voice. I'm melting, and not the wicked witch kind of melting Joekerr
Oh. So...like the Hansel & Gretel kind - melting in the oven sort of thing?

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Oh. So...like the Hansel & Gretel kind - melting in the oven sort of thing?
You know what's next.
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      04-15-2020, 02:28 PM   #25921
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You know what's next.
You beat me to it.
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You know what's next.
Quiet now - she's driving and needs to focus her full attention on the road to arrive safely at her destination.

I'm sure she'll formulate her thoughts and provide both barrels to me later.
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      04-15-2020, 02:28 PM   #25923
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You beat me to it.
I always have your back!
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      04-15-2020, 02:31 PM   #25924
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Sir, I'm going to need to know what color is the candle on the previous page?
Obviously it was black you dumbass!!
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Mmmkay, cmyx6go given his post history, I'm not sure that's the place you want him to be at. Watch your six.

And if you are still driving...well...just watch. Be careful. You know. Because I'm concerned for your well being. Not because woman driver. No, no, no, no. Not that. Never.
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Quiet now - she's driving and needs to focus her full attention on the road to arrive safely at her destination.

I'm sure she'll formulate her thoughts and provide both barrels to me later.
I will have you know, I have never sent or read texts, emails or viewed anything on my phone while driving. MY full attention is always on the road in order to avoid the assholes with their faces in their phones
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Mmmkay, cmyx6go given his post history, I'm not sure that's the place you want him to be at. Watch your six.

And if you are still driving...well...just watch. Be careful. You know. Because I'm concerned for your well being. Not because woman driver. No, no, no, no. Not that. Never.
You are a sick puppy! I just spit out my coffee.
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      04-15-2020, 02:34 PM   #25928
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Mmmkay, cmyx6go given his post history, I'm not sure that's the place you want him to be at. Watch your six.

And if you are still driving...well...just watch. Be careful. You know. Because I'm concerned for your well being. Not because woman driver. No, no, no, no. Not that. Never.
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You sir, win the internet today. Holy shit, that is funny!
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You sir, win the internet today. Holy shit, that is funny!
Thank you!! How are you doing, love?
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Thank you!! How are you doing, love?
Hanging in there. My first day in the office since last Thursday. Although I'm going crazy at home, I seem to hyperventilate a bit on the days I have to come in.
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