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      05-20-2020, 11:53 AM   #26687
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      05-20-2020, 12:28 PM   #26688
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I can’t recall if it was on here or somewhere else, but I saw post related to something about amazon selling dildos. I was kinda of shocked and wondered if they actually sold dildos - went to amazon.com and typed dildo into the search bar. Well, I guess you learn something new every day

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      05-20-2020, 12:33 PM   #26689
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When I saw the Brenda, I was taken back to "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy"


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      05-20-2020, 12:37 PM   #26690
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      05-20-2020, 12:46 PM   #26691
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And they had so much potential when they were younglings.
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      05-20-2020, 01:18 PM   #26692
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And they had so much potential when they were younglings.
I saw one of them at an event in Texas several years ago, pre-plastic surgical intervention, and she looked good. Now...not so much.
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WOW! Nice one...I watched the whole series and the Olsen twins are just as creepy.
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      05-20-2020, 03:06 PM   #26696
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I remember being told a story (might have been BS but a great illustration) of a woman who had her own name tattooed across the bottom of her back and upside down at the base of her neck...the explanation being that no matter who was there wouldn't forget who's name to call out.
They both went there so I'll follow up!
I'm glad they didn't show what "Tramp Stamp" he has!
"Brenda was here"!
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      05-21-2020, 09:59 AM   #26699
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Well done, and the pills in front of him are **chefs kiss**
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      05-21-2020, 11:20 AM   #26700
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Well done, and the pills in front of him are **chefs kiss**
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      05-21-2020, 11:43 AM   #26702
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Funny!

I immediately thought it should have read like this:
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Only the last case is valid in that pissy example. (You need no pants if that's all your concern. ) The middle is even more bullshit than the first (How much do you need? Any more than nothing? Wet pants as a prize.).
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      05-21-2020, 12:06 PM   #26706
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