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      01-04-2016, 12:40 PM   #2839
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Aren't you supposed to be playing hockey or watching ESPM?
See what happens when girls try to talk sports?? Alexa, what is ESPM??

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      01-04-2016, 12:40 PM   #2840
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I'm obviously more of an enthusiast than you, as I know the model of my own car. Also, there is a new 1 series! It looks great, too and will be out in 2017. I didn't say M1. I think that will come down the pipe at some point, though. Oh man, that will be so awesome! But I digress, I think I'm in the wrong place for an intelligent car conversation. My apologies. Carry on talking all that shit; you look sooooo smart and fun!
We are enthusiasts, we are also a bunch of bigots and idiots that like to share mindless banter and rip on each other.


Why so serious babe?
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      01-04-2016, 12:40 PM   #2841
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Hmmm. Try this: 800-714-2141
I just tried to call and I think they guy said his name was Danny and asked me on a date...., is Prennas name Danny?
OMG
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      01-04-2016, 12:41 PM   #2842
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We are enthusiasts, we are also a bunch of bigots and idiots that like to share mindless banter and rip on each other.


Why so serious babe?
Stop questioning the troll. My work laptop is temporarily out of commission and I could use the entertainment.
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      01-04-2016, 12:43 PM   #2843
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See what happens when girls try to talk sports?? Alexa, what is ESPM??

Dunno. I heard some dudes talking about ESPM and sports and stuff
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We are enthusiasts, we are also a bunch of bigots and idiots that like to share mindless banter and rip on each other.
I resent being called a bigot.
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      01-04-2016, 12:46 PM   #2845
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Stop questioning the troll. My work laptop is temporarily out of commission and I could use the entertainment.
I just want to be inside her...., world.

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I resent being called a bigot.
To be fair, I didn't specify who holds which poor character flaws.


I resent your resentment.
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      01-04-2016, 12:47 PM   #2846
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I just want to be inside her...., world.
I thought that's what you were visiting me for?? You're supposed to have sex with every OT member you meet up with, right??? It's in the handbook!
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      01-04-2016, 12:48 PM   #2847
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I just want to be inside her...., world.



To be fair, I didn't specify who holds which poor character flaws.


I resent your resentment.
Going off of your track record, she's probably just going to ditch you under the bridge, and then run off to a photoshoot of selfies in a local crematorium or something anyways??

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      01-04-2016, 12:51 PM   #2848
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Aren't you supposed to be playing hockey or watching ESPM?
Haha. This made me legit laugh out loud. Thank you. Sorry for the drama. I just hate seeing needy women giving the rest of us a bad name. You are funny, though.

I'm not a troll. I'm just a newcomer that doesn't conform to your ideal commenter. I realize this is OT and I will take my car enthusiasm elsewhere as you have all made it clear I'm not welcome here. Happy to have provided some entertainment and car knowledge. No hard feelings. Happy New Year to you all!
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      01-04-2016, 12:54 PM   #2849
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I realize this is OT and I will take my car enthusiasm elsewhere as you have all made it clear I'm not welcome here. Happy to have provided some entertainment and car knowledge. No hard feelings. Happy New Year to you all!
You're welcome here to me...., I like new friends.


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I thought that's what you were visiting me for?? You're supposed to have sex with every OT member you meet up with, right??? It's in the handbook!
Well duh! Only problem is if I have sex with you, then we might end up addicted to each other, so be forewarned.

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Going off of your track record, she's probably just going to ditch you under the bridge, and then run off to a photoshoot of selfies in a local crematorium or something anyways??

Probably, so then I'd have to run off and make friends that want to hang out.
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      01-04-2016, 12:55 PM   #2850
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I resent your resentment.
Are we having our first fight?
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      01-04-2016, 12:55 PM   #2851
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Are we having our first fight?
Yeah, and I want you to apologize first. Then we can have hot make up tranny sex.
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      01-04-2016, 12:55 PM   #2852
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Entertainment, yes...

Car knowledge - not so much...

This is the worlds longest goodbye... You're more than welcome to stay though, Biorin's work laptop is still not functioning so entertainment value is in high demand... She has to bat her eyelashes at the IT department upstairs, so it could take awhile...
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Car knowledge was all the rest of the forum I thought, and this was the asshole section?


That's why I only have 11 posts, 5 were formulated from gaining rep. I'm too stupid to provide healthy car knowledge so it's the OT hideaway for good.
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Haha. This made me legit laugh out loud. Thank you. Sorry for the drama. I just hate seeing needy women giving the rest of us a bad name. You are funny, though.

I'm not a troll. I'm just a newcomer that doesn't conform to your ideal commenter. I realize this is OT and I will take my car enthusiasm elsewhere as you have all made it clear I'm not welcome here. Happy to have provided some entertainment and car knowledge. No hard feelings. Happy New Year to you all!
Happy New Year and welcome to BP.
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Good point, I have no idea what I drive! Man, if only I could be a hot, smart girl who likes cars and sports, I bet people would pay so much attention to me.

You ARE in the wrong place, this is off-topic.
You rang? You just described me! <3 you Liberty
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Haha. This made me legit laugh out loud. Thank you. Sorry for the drama. I just hate seeing needy women giving the rest of us a bad name. You are funny, though.

I'm not a troll. I'm just a newcomer that doesn't conform to your ideal commenter. I realize this is OT and I will take my car enthusiasm elsewhere as you have all made it clear I'm not welcome here. Happy to have provided some entertainment and car knowledge. No hard feelings. Happy New Year to you all!
Be welcome girl !
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      01-04-2016, 01:02 PM   #2857
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Haha. This made me legit laugh out loud. Thank you. Sorry for the drama. I just hate seeing needy women giving the rest of us a bad name. You are funny, though.

I'm not a troll. I'm just a newcomer that doesn't conform to your ideal commenter. I realize this is OT and I will take my car enthusiasm elsewhere as you have all made it clear I'm not welcome here. Happy to have provided some entertainment and car knowledge. No hard feelings. Happy New Year to you all!
Well, I for one am not threatened by you, so on behalf of OT's Club Estrogen, welcome!

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Well, I for one am not threatened by you, so on behalf of OT's Club Estrogen, welcome!

No one here is threatened
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Be welcome girl !
I'm sure you want to know what she looks like.
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Yeah, and I want you to apologize first. Then we can have hot make up tranny sex.
No, I'm sorry
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