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      10-20-2020, 01:10 PM   #28711
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See above. I'll see if I can find more Sesame Street memes to post up for you guys.
I'm voting for more baby desecrating fun. It's that adolescent in me that likes to see people squirming over violating their mental safety zones - like you can poke fun at the prancercise lady or grossers at Walmart all day but, 'draw' (probably photoshop) a dick on a baby's face and all of a sudden the site has somehow gone wrong and let us all down.

Wish I remembered any of the good dead baby jokes from my youth - something about blenders and pitchforks, but I'd probably get it wrong....
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      10-21-2020, 08:02 AM   #28716
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I'm voting for more baby desecrating fun. It's that adolescent in me that likes to see people squirming over violating their mental safety zones - like you can poke fun at the prancercise lady or grossers at Walmart all day but, 'draw' (probably photoshop) a dick on a baby's face and all of a sudden the site has somehow gone wrong and let us all down.

Wish I remembered any of the good dead baby jokes from my youth - something about blenders and pitchforks, but I'd probably get it wrong....
I agree. The baby photo is funny.

Now, about those jokes...https://thoughtcatalog.com/clint-con...s-of-all-time/
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      10-21-2020, 09:21 AM   #28717
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^^^^^ This.^^^^^

Anyone who thinks a picture of a dick on a baby's face is funny is an asshat.

I'm not a prude by any means, but that crossed the line imo.
nah it was funny

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I like dark humor but a pic of a baby with a sketch of genitalia on their face isn't funny to me

Wac off of Wednesday, does man feet get you turned on? What lotion do you use? and my favorite almost on the edge of porn ic thread 3

this is a car enthusiast site?!?

sub forums are all over the place but come on we're not all horny teens anymore

Majority of the site is great, good info and members sharing experiences (helping)

I'm sure I'm in the minority here, I'm still a fan of the forum but more than a few times I was smh
this is the off topic section. dont like non car stuff, dont go to the off topic section
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      10-21-2020, 09:31 AM   #28718
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I like dark humor but a pic of a baby with a sketch of genitalia on their face isn't funny to me

Wac off of Wednesday, does man feet get you turned on? What lotion do you use? and my favorite almost on the edge of porn ic thread 3

this is a car enthusiast site?!?

sub forums are all over the place but come on we're not all horny teens anymore

Majority of the site is great, good info and members sharing experiences (helping)

I'm sure I'm in the minority here, I'm still a fan of the forum but more than a few times I was smh
btw, wheres this feet thread. asking for a friend
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      10-21-2020, 09:41 AM   #28719
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I agree. The baby photo is funny.

Now, about those jokes...https://thoughtcatalog.com/clint-con...s-of-all-time/
A car-themed dead baby joke that I'd never heard - we really are living in the golden age!

But that foot sex thing is just totally offensive - somebody get those freaks out of here or I might lose it.
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rebekahb kscarrol Accurate? It is for my sister. She doesn't like Mardi Gras! LOL!!
Hahaha, yes pretty accurate though I go to many parades, don't listen to NPR and live Uptown so... maybe I need to move!

Love the "Is Face Paint A Costume" Yes ----> "Bywater AirBNB"!! So true!
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I'm voting for more baby desecrating fun. It's that adolescent in me that likes to see people squirming over violating their mental safety zones - like you can poke fun at the prancercise lady or grossers at Walmart all day but, 'draw' (probably photoshop) a dick on a baby's face and all of a sudden the site has somehow gone wrong and let us all down.

Wish I remembered any of the good dead baby jokes from my youth - something about blenders and pitchforks, but I'd probably get it wrong....
How does Planned Parenthood unload a truckload of dead babies?

Pitch fork
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Hahaha, yes pretty accurate though I go to many parades, don't listen to NPR and live Uptown so... maybe I need to move!

Love the "Is Face Paint A Costume" Yes ----> "Bywater AirBNB"!! So true!
I must confess that I didn't even know the "Bywater" existed until I dated this lady who was buying up property there like her life depended on it!!

Who knew?!!
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I must confess that I didn't even know the "Bywater" existed until I dated this lady who was buying up property there like her life depended on it!!

Who knew?!!
You're dating seems like a cry for help.
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You're dating seems like a cry for help.
Isn't this what all dating is?
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Isn't this what all dating is?

It's been a while for me but I think you make a valid point.
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@MKSixer that's hilarious and so close to true. The Bywater has blown up so if she was buying properties a few years back that's a good investment. New Orleans is an eclectic mixture of diversity. I miss the energy of the city and all the events.
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I did, sorry. Yeah being aussie maybe the british angle worked for me on lock stock.
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