[Murf993]

Originally Posted by LemansE90335xi

There's also a good chance that the guy was under the influence of something that reduced the effect of the taser allowing him to rebound quicker.

Do you think?

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by Murf993

Do you think?

Well, you know... just sayin'.

[Murf993]

Prince Harry has a new job (Parody)

[kb2wji]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Yeah - my nephew has been tazed (he's a cop in NZ, and on training they drew straws for who would fire and who would take the shot - he lost big time). He said it doesn't tickle and took a bit to recover from.

I've been Tased - common misconception is the recovery time. It doesn't knock you out or even make you woozy after the current stops. As soon as the current stops, you're back to normal instantly. The movies make you think a quick stun to the neck will knock you out - it won't.

Few points (Ha! get it?) You don't feel the barbs hit you - the pain from the current pretty much overrides any other feelings you may have. It hurts like hell and essentially feels like a vibrating full body muscle cramp turned up to 11. The 5 second "ride" is agonizing, but after the 5 seconds you're back to normal.
Now the fun part - the barbs need to be yanked out. They are pretty much straight fish hooks with little barbs on them. They get yanked out in one quick pull and there is very little pain - that area is probably just a little numb for a minute or two. A Bandaid over each barb wound and you're good to go.

[BMWGUYinCO]

Ya gots ta take it like a BOSS!
(warning: NSFW language)

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by BMWGUYinCO

Ya gots ta take it like a BOSS!
(warning: NSFW language)

I lost count but she had to have given that guy 7 or 8 rides.

[Alfisti]

Yeah I thought it was the US at first, i'm like how's he not dead?

[rwheels]

Well I know I won't be asking for extra ketchup next time. Meanwhile, on a different "front:"

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist
https://news.sky.com/story/human-pen...ntist-12255106

Use 'em while you can get to 'em.

[Lady Jane]

Originally Posted by Murf993

I lost count but she had to have given that guy 7 or 8 rides.

Good job! Right in the McNuggets...

[KRS_SN]

Originally Posted by kb2wji

I've been Tased - common misconception is the recovery time. It doesn't knock you out or even make you woozy after the current stops. As soon as the current stops, you're back to normal instantly. The movies make you think a quick stun to the neck will knock you out - it won't.

Few points (Ha! get it?) You don't feel the barbs hit you - the pain from the current pretty much overrides any other feelings you may have. It hurts like hell and essentially feels like a vibrating full body muscle cramp turned up to 11. The 5 second "ride" is agonizing, but after the 5 seconds you're back to normal.
Now the fun part - the barbs need to be yanked out. They are pretty much straight fish hooks with little barbs on them. They get yanked out in one quick pull and there is very little pain - that area is probably just a little numb for a minute or two. A Bandaid over each barb wound and you're good to go.

thanks. I never expect to be tasered but after reading your account now I'm bolder knowing that if I do misbehave I can cope with it

[KRS_SN]

Originally Posted by Murf993

Happy Canada Day, the Queens Cowboys in Action......Hilarious Ozzyman commentary.

I have watched ozzy man most videos awesome channel. Janet garcia

[Wolf 335]

[rwheels]

Originally Posted by KRS_SN

thanks. I never expect to be tapered but after reading your account now I'm bolder knowing that if I do misbehave I can cope with it

Just tell them not to taze you. Works every time.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by rwheels

Just tell them not to taze you. Works every time.

I remember that. I think it was on my local news. Bummer for the poor guy.

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by rwheels

Just tell them not to taze you. Works every time.

Clearly, he's not your BRO.

[Alfisti]

What did he do anyways?

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by Alfisti

What did he do anyways?

He asked a cheeky question, along with a legitimate one, both of which John Kerry was willing to answer, and the cops were being overzealous.

He was arrested for a felony ("resistance") and two misdemeanors (interrupting a school function and disturbing the peace), and he agreed to probation so they would drop the charges.

[KRS_SN]

c

[BMWGUYinCO]

Originally Posted by KRS_SN

c

I thought a better caption for this picture would have read:

"When a telemarketer ACTUALLY sells an extended vehicle warranty"

[kb2wji]

Originally Posted by KRS_SN

thanks. I never expect to be tasered but after reading your account now I'm bolder knowing that if I do misbehave I can cope with it

...... the flaw in your reasoning is this.... the taser fires a 5 second ride. This can be shortened by flipping the safety switch off. OR it can be lengthened. Each trigger pull is a 5 second ride, but if the trigger is pressed and held it'll run until the trigger is released. So basically if you have a run in with a taser you can probably hero your way through a 5 second ride, but after a few rides back to back you'll be toast.

something like this....
bzzzzzzzzzzzzz put your hands behind your back! F you! bzzzzzzzzzzzz put your hands behind your back! F you! bzzzzzzzzzzz put your hands behind your back! Damn man ok quit doin that

[Murf993]

Originally Posted by kb2wji

...... the flaw in your reasoning is this.... the taser fires a 5 second ride. This can be shortened by flipping the safety switch off. OR it can be lengthened. Each trigger pull is a 5 second ride, but if the trigger is pressed and held it'll run until the trigger is released. So basically if you have a run in with a taser you can probably hero your way through a 5 second ride, but after a few rides back to back you'll be toast.

something like this....
bzzzzzzzzzzzzz put your hands behind your back! F you! bzzzzzzzzzzzz put your hands behind your back! F you! bzzzzzzzzzzz put your hands behind your back! Damn man ok quit doin that

F-you is the wrong answer by the way....sometime I liked to hear it but it was the wrong answer.

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by BMWGUYinCO

I thought a better caption for this picture would have read:

"When a telemarketer ACTUALLY sells an extended vehicle warranty"

Or when someone actually does provide their bank account details so that the prince in Nigeria can deposit the money you were left by a wealthy relative that you didn't know about.