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      04-01-2021, 07:35 PM   #31153
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      04-01-2021, 07:36 PM   #31154
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      04-01-2021, 07:42 PM   #31155
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This reminds me of that movie Kingpin when Woody Harrelson does his nasty landlord because he can’t pay the rent.
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      04-01-2021, 07:55 PM   #31157
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How to free a hand stuck in glass.

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How to free a hand stuck in glass.

It was the second time she took her hand out that got me.
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Come on...., It was funny!
It was...in a Prancercise sort of way!!
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It was...in a Prancercise sort of way!!
Kingpin > Prancercise
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Tequila was invented for a reason. And it wasn't for the taste of the liquor.
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That's an old ad from New Zealand - there's a series of them with the same guys.
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Now it is making sense .... Why you ask:

a) When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
b) When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
c) The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
d) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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Now it is making sense .... Why you ask:

a) When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
b) When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
c) The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year.
d) When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.
And this is why...
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She may not look like much from the outside, but... yeah, no never-mind. She doesn't look like much on the inside anymore either... (abandoned soviet jet)
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Imagine, if you will, you work from home, and you have a report due in 30 minutes. F%&K you bird.
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Imagine, if you will, you spend what's left in your city's budget to build a bridge to help the community; and the river decides to flow in a different direction. F@%K YOU mother nature.
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Imagine, if you will, you work from home, and you have a report due in 30 minutes. F%&K you bird.
One of my employees changed the I and E keys on a coworkers keyboard and videoed him afterwards. Freakin hysterical.
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Imagine, if you will, you work from home, and you have a report due in 30 minutes. F%&K you bird.
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One of my employees changed the I and E keys on a coworkers keyboard and videoed him afterwards. Freakin hysterical.
A coworker did that to me, and I just could not get around the idea that the correct letter was supposed to be where I remembered it; but was not. Confusion ensued.
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