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Amen. I'll go at max 9mph over if things are moving at a steady pace. It's the people driving at or under that kill me.
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08-26-2021, 06:11 AM | #3284 | |
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08-26-2021, 07:36 AM | #3285 |
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For you old folks, Jeremy Clarkson once had a hot take on your slow driving:
If you’re five years old a year is a fifth of your whole life, which is why it seems to go on and on for an eternity. But if you’re 45 a year is a 45th of your life, which is why it passes like winter’s day in the Arctic. When you’re 45 time passes quite literally nine times faster than when you’re five. When you’re 75 time is hurtling by at such a rate that driving your small car is like plunging through a tear in the space-time continuum. The throttle pedal is a hyperspace button. This is why old people drive so slowly; because 12mph to a pensioner is like 2,000mph to a teenager. When you sit behind them at a roundabout wondering why on earth they won’t pull out, it’s because the approaching lorry that, to you, is moving at 14mph is coming at them like the Starship Enterprise on combat power. Last weekend I had the usual list of jobs. Take one child to school, drop the boy off at a rugby match, get home, take the third to her riding lesson, then get back to watch the second half of the game before picking the others up and dropping them all off again at different parties. It required military planning and certainly there was no time for the doddering old man who was crawling down the A44 in his Clio at 21mph. And nor did I have much patience with the Rover that, from behind, was apparently being driven by four wisps of white hair. I lost my temper quite badly with this one, especially when it stopped at a set of green lights on a route I use to avoid a local double mini-roundabout which, for the past four years, has been home to an old lady in a stationary Metro. Of course, so far as she’s aware, she’s only been there four seconds so she really can’t understand why everyone in her wake is so angry. Now this was a Saturday and it got me thinking. What are they all doing, these old people? I thought they only ever went out on a Sunday, taking their nose hair to a local beauty spot, eating a hardboiled egg and then crawling home again. Of course it’s not hard to work out what’s happened. Old people are now a damn sight fitter than they used to be in the days of the Austin 7. My mother is 70 million years old but there’s not a hint of incontinence yet. She plays tennis three times a week, likes chainsaws, swears like a Dutch bargee and spends her days laying stone flag floors in whatever house she happens to be renovating at the moment. Elderly people, then, are no longer content with a hardboiled egg and a nice view of some heather. They want to get down to the local DIY superstore for paint and a gin trap. Some of them even want to keep on touring with their rock’n’roll bands. And that’s fine. Except of course that while they may be physically capable of fighting wolves and singing I Can’t Get No Satisfaction, there’s no getting around the pace-of-life problem when they get into the car.
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…you remember going to a toga party
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....when you grew up using a rotary telephone. My girlfriend's phone number ended in zero and I was always screwing up dialing the last number and I would have to start over. What a pain.
...when your childhood phone number was a name for the first two digits. Mine was Yellowstone "YE" (9 and 3) ...when you grew up in a time before area codes. |
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I love this thread. Brings back all kinds of memories.
I wore skates like those and skated with my daughter when she was like 5 and 6 years old. She'll be 40 on her next birthday. Too many good memories. Guess that's what happens when you get older. lol |
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Yup, the good old party line. Our ring was two long.
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