bimmerpost/
BMW M2 and 2-Series Coupe
BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Today's Posts
home
BIMMERPOST Universal Forums Off-Topic Discussions Board

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      08-22-2021, 02:19 PM   #33441
Dpc2u
Major
Dpc2u's Avatar
No_Country
11491
Rep
1,065
Posts

Drives: E93 M3, E60 M5, F15 X5, E46
Join Date: Feb 2019
Location: Middle Tennessee

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD View Post
Gonna have to wash the smell and herpes off it
And buff the damn lap dance swirl marks off the hood.
__________________
E46, E60 M5, E93 M3, F15 X5

IG - @thebimmerhaus
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2021, 02:31 PM   #33442
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
Canada
82916
Rep
1,050
Posts

Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Irish Wolf Hound. What did you expect... Attachment 2678392



Attachment 2678393

Last edited by Lady Jane; 01-06-2022 at 06:23 PM..
Appreciate 6
RickFLM411879.00
hubbahubba11674.00
TKDbilly8796.00
shannon1682.50
Murf99314096.50
Littlebear3520.50
      08-22-2021, 03:00 PM   #33443
KRS_SN
Major General
KRS_SN's Avatar
United Kingdom
14799
Rep
5,607
Posts

Drives: IX,G07
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Glasgow

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2020 X7  [10.00]
X5  [9.25]
IX  [8.67]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Jane View Post
Perfect day to wash the the car.




[img]https://i.ibb.co/PYJ0SFx/car-wash.gif[/img]
hats off to those ladies ...realising they are way too dirty and need to use industrial auto cleaner products to clean themselves up.
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2021, 03:21 PM   #33444
1MOREMOD
-
1MOREMOD's Avatar
United_States
11820
Rep
23,186
Posts

Drives: Race car->
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: check your mirrors

iTrader: (5)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Jane View Post
Irish Wolf Hound. What did you expect... Attachment 2678392



Attachment 2678393
Do you have one? Always thought they were cool except kinda look like a homeless person.
Appreciate 1
Littlebear3520.50
      08-22-2021, 04:04 PM   #33445
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
Canada
82916
Rep
1,050
Posts

Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD View Post
Do you have one? Always thought they were cool except kinda look like a homeless person.
I have a Siberian Husky. Pictures in the pet or photography threads.
Appreciate 0
      08-22-2021, 06:05 PM   #33446
rwheels
Major
7052
Rep
1,021
Posts

Drives: E93 M3
Join Date: May 2020
Location: California

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by dogbone View Post
Took my daughter to Cornell for Freshman year. Was doing a library orientation tour yesterday and ran into this vending machine. Hope you're not hungry when you run into this bad boy. But if you've got a headache, or are tired, or you're sick and really need to keep going, or need cue cards, or are missing some computer cables, or you forgot your mask, or you have other physical needs......you're in luck!

Out of condoms...again?
Appreciate 3
kscarrol9612.50
Mosaud19984158.00
Littlebear3520.50
      08-22-2021, 06:21 PM   #33447
kscarrol
Brigadier General
kscarrol's Avatar
United_States
9613
Rep
4,130
Posts

Drives: 2021 X3 M40i, 1974 2002 Tii
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Greenville, SC

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by rwheels View Post
Out of condoms...again?
If Cornell is anything like Tulane, there are baskets with free condoms in the library and other campus offices... In a variety of sizes, textures and flavors!
__________________
2021 X3 M40i
1974 2002tii, Inka, 5 sp manual
BMWCCA # 327475
Appreciate 2
rwheels7051.50
vreihen1621021.50
      08-22-2021, 06:43 PM   #33448
rwheels
Major
7052
Rep
1,021
Posts

Drives: E93 M3
Join Date: May 2020
Location: California

iTrader: (0)

Didn't see this coming. WTH? Maybe he did it wrong?
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 2
E93Beast632.50
RickFLM411879.00
      08-22-2021, 06:52 PM   #33449
TKDbilly
Private (and reserved, existential)
TKDbilly's Avatar
8796
Rep
121
Posts

Drives: 2020 X3M40i; 2001 Z3
Join Date: Jun 2020
Location: Evergreen, CO

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2001 Z3  [0.00]
2020 X3 M40i  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Jane View Post
I have a Siberian Husky. Pictures in the pet or photography threads.
My sister likes to party with hers ... perhaps you can party together?
Attached Images
 
Appreciate 11
Buug95923582.50
Lady Jane82915.50
shannon1682.50
E93Beast632.50
Murf99314096.50
mc-m3243.50
M5Rick69819.50
      08-22-2021, 08:00 PM   #33450
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
Canada
82916
Rep
1,050
Posts

Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Good night peeps. It's jet tub time for my aching muscles.
A funny to cap the evening.



Attachment 2678621

Last edited by Lady Jane; 01-06-2022 at 06:23 PM..
Appreciate 12
E93Beast632.50
Buug95923582.50
vreihen1621021.50
Noneya256.50
TKDbilly8796.00
KRS_SN14798.50
Zuzu2860.50
JJ 911SC27089.50
BMWGUYinCO4381.00
shannon1682.50
bigrum497.50
      08-23-2021, 02:56 AM   #33451
upstatedoc
I'll get back to you
upstatedoc's Avatar
7535
Rep
2,132
Posts

Drives: blue streak
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: not downstate

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by dogbone View Post
Took my daughter to Cornell for Freshman year. Was doing a library orientation tour yesterday and ran into this vending machine. Hope you're not hungry when you run into this bad boy. But if you've got a headache, or are tired, or you're sick and really need to keep going, or need cue cards, or are missing some computer cables, or you forgot your mask, or you have other physical needs......you're in luck!

Cornell? That's my neighborhood
__________________
2018 Stinger GT
2009 E90 N51 /Active Autowerke Stage 2 tune/BMW Performance Exhaust/
Countermeasure enthusiast.
Appreciate 2
Littlebear3520.50
vreihen1621021.50
      08-23-2021, 05:34 AM   #33452
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
Canada
82916
Rep
1,050
Posts

Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Attachment 2678917

Last edited by Lady Jane; 01-06-2022 at 06:23 PM..
Appreciate 8
Buug95923582.50
Murf99314096.50
vreihen1621021.50
TKDbilly8796.00
JJ 911SC27089.50
ShopVac4640.50
shannon1682.50
      08-23-2021, 09:13 AM   #33453
RelaxIN2
Second Lieutenant
RelaxIN2's Avatar
515
Rep
230
Posts

Drives: 2012 BMW M3 E93
Join Date: Mar 2016
Location: Bucks County Pa

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
Ain't it the truth..!!

Appreciate 8
RickFLM411879.00
KRS_SN14798.50
JJ 911SC27089.50
3.0L11152.00
vreihen1621021.50
shannon1682.50
Noneya256.50
      08-23-2021, 10:00 AM   #33454
F30lolz
I can haz cheezburger?
F30lolz's Avatar
6810
Rep
3,678
Posts

Drives: 14 Jeep/18 1500/08 e90/15 f36
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Miami, FL/Shelbyville, IN

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. For those 5000 calories or less, I’m free.
Attached Images
 
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by RaptorKTM View Post
Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
Appreciate 5
Esteban54843.50
jesm218.00
shannon1682.50
KRS_SN14798.50
      08-23-2021, 10:42 AM   #33455
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13072
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by upstatedoc View Post
Cornell? That's my neighborhood
Slots 36 - 39 were condoms. Slots 12/14 were magnums. Slot 16 were rubber bands needed for said magnums.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmg View Post
We're Americans. Leave your logic and science witchcraft out of this! Jesus and guns are all we need.
Appreciate 1
kscarrol9612.50
      08-23-2021, 12:23 PM   #33456
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54844
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Rudi View Post
Slots 36 - 39 were condoms. Slots 12/14 were magnums. Slot 16 were rubber bands needed for said magnums.
I don't know, Rudi. Rubber bands around the ol' shaft... cutting off the circulation. Doesn't sound pleasant to me. lol
Appreciate 0
      08-23-2021, 12:24 PM   #33457
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13072
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Esteban View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Rudi View Post
Slots 36 - 39 were condoms. Slots 12/14 were magnums. Slot 16 were rubber bands needed for said magnums.
I don't know Rudi. Rubber bands around the ol' shaft... cutting off the circulation. Doesn't sound pleasant to me. lol
Its for her pleasure.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmg View Post
We're Americans. Leave your logic and science witchcraft out of this! Jesus and guns are all we need.
Appreciate 0
      08-23-2021, 12:26 PM   #33458
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54844
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Rudi View Post
Its for her pleasure.
What about my pleasure?

Hell, I'm married. I don't use those anyway.

But I'm sure someone does. Ow!!
Appreciate 0
      08-23-2021, 12:57 PM   #33459
King Rudi
Lieutenant Colonel
King Rudi's Avatar
13072
Rep
1,965
Posts

Drives: Meat Suit
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Planet Earth

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Esteban View Post
What about my pleasure?

Hell, I'm married. I don't use those anyway.

But I'm sure someone does. Ow!!
I was kidding. You're married, I imagine someone has your end covered.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmg View Post
We're Americans. Leave your logic and science witchcraft out of this! Jesus and guns are all we need.
Appreciate 1
Esteban54843.50
      08-23-2021, 02:09 PM   #33460
Esteban
Major General
Esteban's Avatar
United_States
54844
Rep
7,238
Posts

Drives: a slow car fast
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: SoCal

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Rudi View Post
I was kidding. You're married, I imagine someone has your end covered.
Yep, I knew you were kidding. Me too. It's all about fun here.

And yeah, I'm well taken care of.
Appreciate 1
King Rudi13072.00
      08-23-2021, 02:11 PM   #33461
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
18462
Rep
9,429
Posts

Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady Jane View Post
We had some contractors last week. Evening/night shift lady walked in. Her boss introduced us, then she looked at me (standing) and asked "Outie?"

Her boss' mouth dropped. I checked, my shirt wasn't tucked in, and certainly wasn't riding up enough for her to see my belly.

"No, the key fob"

"Yeah, no, Bimmer"
Appreciate 2
Lady Jane82915.50
Joekerr7921.50
      08-23-2021, 02:14 PM   #33462
Lady Jane
Cailín gan eagla.
Lady Jane's Avatar
Canada
82916
Rep
1,050
Posts

Drives: 2024 X3 M40i and R1200RT bike.
Join Date: Mar 2020
Location: Atlantic Canada.

iTrader: (0)

Attachment 2679266

Last edited by Lady Jane; 01-06-2022 at 06:23 PM..
Appreciate 3
JJ 911SC27089.50
vreihen1621021.50
shannon1682.50
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Tags
attention whore tv, better without collins, bring collin back, carve is my grandma, collins come back, collins isn't funny, f87luv is classy, greek = shitty poster, harambe, hoodratstuffwithmyfriends, i aint even postin, i leik turtles, less than half are funny, lol @ jackhole to my left, more than half are funny, racecar meme sucks, show us skinnycow tits, tired of people bitching, u lost the game, wtf is reddit, ^i'm with stuped


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:55 AM.




g87
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST