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Why are women so jealous, but then get upset if a man shows a little jealousy? This "double standard" equality is normal accross the board with the ladies?
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01-28-2015, 01:48 PM | #332 | |
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01-28-2015, 02:06 PM | #334 | |
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Make the best lemonade.
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01-28-2015, 03:07 PM | #336 |
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28 minutes, because you have to be back at your desk in 30.
Which do you use to put out a fire: Baking powder or baking soda? |
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01-28-2015, 03:25 PM | #338 |
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yes, but not anytime soon. The only reason why I dont smoke it is because it's illegal . If i happen to be in colorado i might go to a smoke shop and make a legal purchase.
whats the best way Bong, Blunt or vaporize it?
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01-28-2015, 03:27 PM | #339 | |
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01-28-2015, 07:35 PM | #340 | ||
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the Sahara Desert or the North Of Canada if you had to go for a week?
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01-28-2015, 07:41 PM | #341 | |
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Q: Would you rather get tutored by a hottie in a same class? OR Would you tutor a hottie in a same class? and why did you pick that decision?
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01-29-2015, 02:23 AM | #343 |
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Well, considering that we're looking into the future with that, I'm sure you've given Zapp a great head start.
Would you rather be a homeless man who only wears boxers and a hole-ridden T-shirt, or a fully clothed fugitive that can never stay in one place for too long?
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01-29-2015, 07:29 AM | #344 |
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Considering I was homeless for a while, the first option is easier since you're not constantly having to escape someone.
What is it about having sex before work at 5am, that makes the rest of the day that much more gratifying, even though its still just a regular day. |
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That's why I only drink coffee when I'm REALLY tired and make it a point not to drink it too much, even though I like the taste of coffee.
Why is it that women are such a pain in the ass, but yet we still love them enough to revolt at the thought of turning homosexual?
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01-29-2015, 05:03 PM | #352 |
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Pho for the 3rd day in a row.
are you guys ready for Superbowl??? I dont think the patriots are as good as the seahawks but I have a feeling they are gonna take it this year.
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