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      10-11-2016, 10:24 AM   #331
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Wait, don't we get to enjoy spoils for more than 6 hours before we have to head north??? I heard from my niece it was only 39 in Montreal yesterday
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No! Don't get lazy on me.

We attack and consolidate our positions in N. 'Murica THEN enjoy before moving on to Europe.

That's how this works.
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Wait, don't we get to enjoy spoils for more than 6 hours before we have to head north??? I heard from my niece it was only 39 in Montreal yesterday
Son, you better bundle your thin blooded california skin up....it was below freezing last night in NH....Canada is going to cool off quickly
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SOMEBODY has to be part of the occupation force in the south, right? It's a tough job, but I can take one for the cause. Plus, I already know how to eat in Spanish.
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SOMEBODY has to be part of the occupation force in the south, right? It's a tough job, but I can take one for the cause. Plus, I already know how to eat in Spanish.
LOL

Just so long as you share some of that authentic mexican food
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      10-11-2016, 12:13 PM   #336
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Son, you better bundle your thin blooded california skin up....it was below freezing last night in NH....Canada is going to cool off quickly
Not that cool yet. Yesterday it was 48F, or 9C in Canadian, and I was working outside in a T-shirt. Quite comfortable actually.

Probably will cool down soon...last winter was miserable, it dragged on forever. I'm truly hoping this one is quick.
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      10-11-2016, 12:30 PM   #337
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LOL

Just so long as you share some of that authentic mexican food
I'll be in charge of repatriating the best "cooks" to wherever the new White House gets located.
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      10-11-2016, 12:32 PM   #338
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Not that cool yet. Yesterday it was 48F, or 9C in Canadian, and I was working outside in a T-shirt. Quite comfortable actually.
Picking apples?

See, WORKING outside I'm cool with cooler temps. Manual labor outside in anything above 60 requires shirtless.
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I'll be in charge of repatriating the best "cooks" to wherever the new White House gets located.
Please let me know where the new White House will be located. I'll try not to send some of my fellow Canucks to burn it down this time around, unlike last time.

Because we've gotten even nicer.
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      10-11-2016, 06:30 PM   #340
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Please let me know where the new White House will be located. I'll try not to send some of my fellow Canucks to burn it down this time around, unlike last time.

Because we've gotten even nicer.
This is not a secure medium for discussing location of the new white house with foreigners (at least they are until we invade)

I'll send you an email
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This is not a secure medium for discussing location of the new white house with foreigners (at least they are until we invade)

I'll send you an email
Could you resend it...I accidentally deleted it.
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Cant we just send the rhode island national guard to conquer canada this weekend and be done with it already?



I've got a jones for some poutine and timmy's coffee.....not to mention a visit to Rue Ste.-Catherine in quebec
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Cant we just send the rhode island national guard to conquer canada this weekend and be done with it already?



I've got a jones for some poutine and timmy's coffee.....not to mention a visit to Rue Ste.-Catherine in quebec
We believe in the appropriate amount of force. We will send the Broadmore High JROTC backed up by Troop 285, Den 2487 Cub Scouts. This will get the job done. I will deploy tomorrow.
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How did Skunkwerks and I get involved in this? I was just trying to have an easy relaxing day and now I am dragged into some political platform. You guys know I stay far from politics.
Who calls the all mighty Skunk??
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Well, that escalated quickly.

Too late MKSixer - I'm in country and making like Mr. Skunk at jgoens shed.
We'll give you this one opportunity to come in from the cold and join our worthy quest if approved by 1MOREMOD and Axius

If you chose otherwise, ask yourself: Where has Skunkwerks been, lately?
Put some respect on my name.
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      10-20-2016, 09:29 AM   #346
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Last Debate - That's ENOUGH!!

We've been silent long enough!

After the debacle of the last debate there can be no doubt that our ticket is the only way to Move 'Murica forward!!

I invite everyone to share their most important important beliefs for vetting and potentially adding to our party plank!!

Makin' Murica 'Mazin'!!!
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Makin' Murica 'Mazin'!!!
Wait, after Lups couldn't even find a single candidate for her "friend" you still expect to vet someone from the boards??? I'm think you need to think outside of the bear here, 'cause we want 'Merika so much better than it is. I know you have a plan, no need to tell me though.
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Wait, after Lups couldn't even find a single candidate for her "friend" you still expect to vet someone from the boards??? I'm think you need to think outside of the bear here, 'cause we want 'Merika so much better than it is. I know you have a plan, no need to tell me though.
Hey my friend/ sister is getting a goldfish, so the bp is helpful!

As for the duo: They would have my vote.

Moddie is a good guy with balls to call bs when needed. That's what's needed with Russian relations these days.

Axius is one of my closest friends these days and on paper and with our histories we have nothing in common. But he agrees with me daily on what I've been given as food being a punishment and that alone says the man has great taste.

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Guys...I know Moddie and MKSixer have nominated me to be the head spin doctor, but this is a statement that is going to challenge even me with regard to selling it to others.

Accordingly, I recommend moving up plans for the invasion of Finland so we can slap a muzzle on any further statements such as this.

I'll play up her current poor working conditions, sub par food, and exhaustion and draw links to temporary insanity to downplay this.
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Guys...I know Moddie and MKSixer have nominated me to be the head spin doctor, but this is a statement that is going to challenge even me with regard to selling it to others.

Accordingly, I recommend moving up plans for the invasion of Finland so we can slap a muzzle on any further statements such as this.
Can't you just cut off their internet??? Or does THAT have to go to another department????
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Can't you just cut off their internet??? Or does THAT have to go to another department????
I could, but it seems a little like swatting a child to punish a flea. So I'll reserve that for more extreme circumstances.

Like say...the exportation of traditional finnish architectural plans through an internet medium. Or Lup's MIL recipes.
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Guys...I know Moddie and MKSixer have nominated me to be the head spin doctor, but this is a statement that is going to challenge even me with regard to selling it to others.

Accordingly, I recommend moving up plans for the invasion of Finland so we can slap a muzzle on any further statements such as this.

I'll play up her current poor working conditions, sub par food, and exhaustion and draw links to temporary insanity to downplay this.
Just yesterday a guy stated the winter war (lemme know if you don't know what I'm talking about) was won for the finns by USA. We totally need a rematch then, and since Russia is in our airspace and also in our media, this should be an easy takeover (I might actually be called in to be gun food for this, but I think the skandinavia these days is more of an ideology than a piece of land.)

Hey now Joe, if a Canadian comedian and a finn can get along during the start of the hockey season, the world has hope for sure.

(thanks for the laughs)
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Can't you just cut off their internet??? Or does THAT have to go to another department????
Oh no you don't you bitch!!!
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