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      02-22-2022, 08:05 PM   #37093
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With all that crap in the water I doubt it will stay “distilled” for very long. We actually had a teacher who use to do a demonstration like this. Would fill a tank with distilled water, run a power cable to it and a bulb to the other end or something like that. Point is he would stick his hand in the water and not get shocked, then he would add stuff to the water and show it conducted.

Anyways he stopped doing it because supposedly a student didn’t clean out the tank well enough so at the next demonstration he shocked the fuck out of himself.
I dunno why ppl take stupid/unnecessary risks like that. Reminds me of a thread I read about this guy who was SERIOUS about installing a heated floor for his shower, because he thought his shower floor wasn't warm enough...WTH.... Never heard from him again.


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I dunno about ppl who go deviant, when there's a perfectly purpose-made one.
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^Don't forget high-speed dubbing. My friend was shocked when I played it back afterwards, he was actually expecting to hear it at 2x the speed lol smh.
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Did not trust that - always thought that playback quality would be a tad less than normal dubbing. But possibly wrong.

Removing the wrapper: were you more into 'trying to get that flimsy vertical rope' (hallmark 'zzzzz'-sound) or simply 'f*** that rope - here's a knife' ?

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I'm pretty sure the quality would be a bit lower but it's still good since who has the time to wait for a whole side to play out?

Like ripping out that little tape thing, it's no biggie.
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Regarding a divorce, there's a story: "The Tigress and Her Mate".

"Then he went away, as all male tigers do at such a moment, for he did not want to be bothered by his young until the males were old enough to box with and the females old enough to insult."
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Choose your own Adventure? Loved those books, now who remembers those?
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